My wedding night and first time smoking weed

[neverlosethefeeling]

You shut yer mouth.

[Grammer]

[The Pieyed Piper]

Lol Cracker Barrell, mmmm....

Anyways, weed isn't THAT great. Just sayin

that is a bannable offence right there....man, I could really go for a banana and peanut butter sammich right now

wait, what?

oh yeah...

I love Cracker Barrel.

[RazzleDazzle]

I giggled reading the thread name, I laughed reading your story but only because I am high. It's kind of sad. I would prefer smoking weed in the Bahamas and fuging all night to going to a gay bar/talent show.

[boo7382]

I giggled reading the thread name, I laughed reading your story but only because I am high. It's kind of sad. I would prefer smoking weed in the Bahamas and fuging all night to going to a gay bar/talent show.

hahaha i agree. bahamas would be ballinnnn. but then again, weed makes EVERYthing better.

work, home, dinner with parents, tailgating, talking to people I dont want to talk to, stomachache, headache, hunger, generally feeling down, generally feeling happy, I could keep going here

Maybe thats only if you are a functioning stoner though...I am fully functioning, in fact, at my last job, it made me a nicer person talking to old people about computers on the phone...wayyy more patient when im high.

[TheSaint]

Jess was either on meth or xanex.

...and you cant figure out which??

[TheSaint]

Btw...where are you honeymooning? Carowinds?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I think we just read the plot line to The Hangover 2...

[Zcustom]

Had to have been a shotgun wedding.

[Scrumtrilescent]

And they'll move back into Mom's basement when the honeymoon at Emerald Point is over.

[thefuzz]

This could be one of the strangest threads in the history of this site.

[Future of the Funchise]

I wasted 20 bucks on chicken fried steak at Denny's at 4 in the morning.

lmmfao hahahahaha, you should see some of my waffle house/i-hop tabs from back in the day after a good night of partying. good times!!!

congratulations, and sorry you missed the game. we finally fugin' won one, but i guess that thing you had to do was a little bit more important.

I had my birthday party at McDonalds. Saltman came and was playing with all the groomsman's balls.

why do you have groomsmen at a birthday party?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

yeah...

after our wedding and reception, we still had the limo reserved for another like 6 hours... the reception didn't last as long as we thought it would...

we asked the limo driver to meet us back at the reception locale in half an hour... we all went home and got out of our monkey suits and put on jeans and t-shirts and came back... we spent the next three and a half hours just joyriding in a stretched Escalade... we concluded by having him drop us off at IHOP just after midnight... he waited for us while we ate and then took us back to our cars (he ended up getting off duty like an hour early)...

good times

[Guild]

Meth... or xanax?

I'm confused.

Also just so you know passing out probably means it wasn't meth.

Also just so you know it's easy to find a hookup. Just go to a bar and start talking to people. You'll find it.