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The Faceless

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Don't wear cargo shorts and tee shirts to the bar.

Find a watering hole/restaurant that you like, that has hot girls (working or customers) and frequent.

Be nice to every girl that speaks to you/is your server.

Talk about something other than art, music, football, beer and facebook.

Move out of your mom's house.

Buy/borrow a dog and go to the campus.

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Kettle Newbie

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Don't wear cargo shorts and tee shirts to the bar.

Find a watering hole/restaurant that you like, that has hot girls (working or customers) and frequent.

Be nice to every girl that speaks to you/is your server.

Talk about something other than art, music, football, beer and facebook.

Move out of your mom's house.

Buy/borrow a dog and go to the campus.

not hooters or similar establishments though.

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not hooters or similar establishments though.

That's cooky talk! I'm so close to getting with a Hooters waitress. Every time I go there she touches me on the shoulder, and every time I leave she tells me to come back again soon. I always give her a REAL big tip so she thinks I have money. And she hasn't accepted my invitation to go out on a date yet, but i figure if I go there a few more times and spend a lot of money and give her big tips, eventually I'll wear her down and she'll go out with me.

Bulletproof.

Seriously, what's the appeal of Hooters?

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That's cooky talk! I'm so close to getting with a Hooters waitress. Every time I go there she touches me on the shoulder, and every time I leave she tells me to come back again soon. I always give her a REAL big tip so she thinks I have money. And she hasn't accepted my invitation to go out on a date yet, but i figure if I go there a few more times and spend a lot of money and give her big tips, eventually I'll wear her down and she'll go out with me.

Bulletproof.

Seriously, what's the appeal of Hooters?

some hooters have bikini contests. used to go to them in G'boro and charlotte. wilmington doesn't have them for some reason so i never go

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I have been in the same situation myself for a while.

My little sister keeps telling me that once I stop looking for a guy, he will fall into my lap (hopefully not literally)

grocery store, gym, church, any kind of group or club you can join, ask your friends if they know any ladies that you would like, dating website (seriously)

Either way, I feel your pain. Just give it a little while and be patient and they are right, go out and have fun with your buddies.

lol the gym used to be a great way for me to meet women but now I cant make it on the good times of day.

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lol the gym used to be a great way for me to meet women but now I cant make it on the good times of day.

The gym...what the hell.

Strike up a convo with any chick that does not have a ring on, and ask her if she would like to hang out again sometime soon. That's pretty much all there is to it.

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