Dexter

[Chimera]

Yeah I'm pretty sure Harry's code has a section for "some dude trying to jam a knife into your trachea."

Or beating a man to death in a bathroom

Harry's "ghost" then said that's the most human thing Dexter has done since Rita died.

[Chimera]

Just wanted to mention that the best line in the entire series so far is still back in season 1 when Doakes said, "Stop grinning like a fuging psycho and get back to work."

"The only real question I have is why, in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creeps from me?"

Sergeant Doakes: You give me the fuging creeps, you know that Dexter?

Dexter Morgan: Yeah, I know, sorry about that.

Sergeant Doakes: Fug you!

Dexter Morgan: Okay. Uh, is there something I can...

Sergeant Doakes: Yeah, you can get me your fugging analysis on the blood spatter on these killings! You think I'm here to invite you to my nephew's briss?

Dexter Morgan: I didn't know you were Jewish!

Sergeant Doakes: Shut the fug up and write your report already!

"Pardon my tits"

...though I hated that character.

I forget the exact quotes, but the whole conversation with the husband and wife coyote couple in Season 1 was great.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

The best scenes in the entire series, all 5 seasons, hands down were the scenes between Dex and Doakes when Doakes was in the cage.

That's why I don't consider season 2 a wash like most people do.

[Chimera]

The best scenes in the entire series, all 5 seasons, hands down were the scenes between Dex and Doakes when Doakes was in the cage.

That's why I don't consider season 2 a wash like most people do.

Lila ruined season 2.

(highlight for spoiler)

And then Dexter showing up in Paris to kill her....

come on, let's keep it real.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Yeah I prefer to forget about that whole heroin addiction bullshit.

Still, the crackwhore that played Lila is 10x the actress Julia Stiles is.

[Chimera]

I forgot about Rita's mom that season. Wasn't it Murphy Brown?

Still, you're right - the scenes with Doakes at the end were the highlight of that season.

edit: no it wasn't Murphy Brown.

just found out that Little Chino from season 2 is Matt Willig, an old Panthers o-lineman. Never knew that.

[Hotsauce]

Yeah I prefer to forget about that whole heroin addiction bullshit.

Still, the crackwhore that played Lila is 10x the actress Julia Stiles is.

Thank you....I thought I was the only one who thinKs Julia is a horrible actress...How has she been in so many movies??? She is not even that hot, and her forehead sticks out further than her tits do!

[Jbro]

She was hot as hell on Ghostwriter.

[Chimera]

She was hot as hell on Ghostwriter.

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[Porn Shop Clerk]

Thank you....I thought I was the only one who thinKs Julia is a horrible actress...How has she been in so many movies??? She is not even that hot, and her forehead sticks out further than her tits do!

From what I've seen on Dexter, all she can do is cry convincingly. Those kind of blonde sluts are a dime a dozen.

[Chimera]

Wow... that season finale.... made me reaallllllly want to see season 6.

/sarcasm.

WTF? Did they bring in the writers from Heroes?

[Zaximus]

That was a very anti-climatic finale, big time. They really should have let Deb find out who Dexter is. You can, sadly, tell they are stretching things out for more seasons at this point.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Yeah this whole season was just filler it feels like.

Hopefully they'll follow it with a bang like from Season 3 to four.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

too much going on and not enough time to explore the most interesting character this season, jordan chase. that's imo. its gonna feel like filler after last season though. gonna be really hard to top lithgow.

thank god for robocop. best sleezy cop i've seen in a long time

julia stiles is horrible and i never want to see anything she's in ever again