John Fox Presser = Enlightenment

[Davis83]

I now see the light - I just watched Fox Presser on Panther.com and it suddenly came clear:

John Fox is thirsty all the time! Maybe he needs to wear one of those double beer hats on the sideline so he can coach better!:drool5:

His presser was 10:28 long. He took 19 drinks of water in that time!

I watched again his timing is remarkable! - at times he falls behind in his rythym and then its like "Oh snap - I need some water"

00:14, 00:38, 00:57, 01:27, oops forgot to drink! 02:30, 02:52, 03:26, 03:52

04:24, 04:54, 05:23, 05:55, 06:42, 07:13, 07:50, 08:17, 09:10, 09:51, 10:18

averages 1 swallow about every 30 seconds -

how can he concentrate on coaching when apparently he will die if he does not drink every 35 seconds?

we must cut him some slack - that part of NC is still in a drought!

[Jangler]

I made this gif after the Bengals game. I named it Fox is thirsty

[Ruff]

Jake isn't here to quench his thirst anymore.

EDIT - Slightly nsfw before. lol.

[Primetime 89]

woah don't wanna post that after that post lol..

[JungleCat]

Fox and Richardson need to have a beer summit.

[Davis83]

Maybe he's auditioning to be a spokeman for some beverage product

[Primetime 89]

Well you know what it is is what it is and what it isn't also is not what it is but what it isn't isn't what it isn't rather it is what it is.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Fox and Richardson need to have a beer summit.

Didn't Richardson take Fox and Hurney up to some cabin on a lake a few years back?

Maybe they need to do that again.

[Phil Dees]

Didn't Richardson take Fox and Hurney up to some cabin on a lake a few years back?

Maybe they need to do that again.

Maybe that's where they took those pictures.

[Debil]

Didn't Richardson take Fox and Hurney up to some cabin on a lake a few years back?

Maybe they need to do that again.

Queue music from Deliverance

[pantherfan81]

He's probably diabetic. Now that I think about it, he probably succumbed to diabetic shock in preseason and is still in it. Damn sugar zombie gameplans!!!

[CLTPanther]

When someone bottoms out with a sugar seizure best way to help is stick a candy bar up their ass! No joke ask a docm

I keep one taped to my right ass cheek for this very reason

[Kettle]

maybe they are sponsored by the water company. you know athletes get so much money for being seen drinking the product. that's why NASCAR drivers always take a drink as soon as they get on camera for the post race interview. you think they want a soda to replenish their fluids? No. they more than likely want a beer, or gatorade or water, but coke/pepsi are giving them thousands every time they turn up the bottle.

[Peppers90 NC]

He doesnt drink in the game, probably dehydrated