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Panthers WR craps his pants in '07?


mr beauxjangles

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Sorry if this is a repost.

I'm not sure how I never heard of, saw, or knew about this...

Who is this article referencing?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5651802

One Carolina Panthers player remains the butt of jokes after his own unfortunate incident in 2007, when he lost control of his bowels after taking a vicious hit to the gut, while wearing the home-white pants, no less. To this day, teammates and opponents make farting noises when the receiver catches a pass, so it's no surprise that he hasn't publicly addressed his embarrassing fumble.

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*ken lucas kneeling on the sidelines after heated one-on-one end on the field as smitty hovers behind him*

Smitty: that's why you can't stop me, 89, bottom line...

Lucas: *fart noise*

*teammates bust out in laughter*

*Smitty breaks Lucas' face and gives him the beef stew as Beason pulls him back*

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