Huddle Halloween Epitaphs...

[Skew]

We all will miss the one they call Johnny Rockets.

He liked to play pool with his hands in his pockets.

He killed himself because he began to think he was gay,

It was all those Private Messages that made him think that way.

[Panthro]

Jake Delhomme lies here in this grave plot

With another Interception he was finally shot

Some mourned and thought it a travesity

Panther55, still fugs his skull cavity

[Matt Foley]

Here in this grave lies our old friend Skew

Anyone got pictures? Fug you, too.

[Hawk]

here lies the body of Zod

better known as the huddle god

laying six feet below the grass

"salt"ed Meat stuck up his ass

[pstall]

here lies our good friend zod,

he has always been conflicted about God,

he had a great site related to sports

i still say he looks like the guy from Free Credit Reports

band

[Skew]

The loved one we miss, we use to call Cooter.

At the tailgates, he always had a hand on some girl's hooter.

Killed in a robbery by some unknown looter,

By his own hand shoved up his own pooter.

[Jase]

Here lies our Friend Tittering Wino

She went to Heaven? Hell if I know.

Died with regret on her solemn face

That she never showed her boobs to Jase

[The Saltman]

Here lies no good Jase

He always pm's me asking to go to second base

I keep asking him when this will end

Whatever, I killed him because he wouldn't be my facebook friend.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Here lies electro

Horses of the world rejoice

someone HAD to eventually go there... might as well be me...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Here lies Meat

Sheep of the world rejoice

[The Saltman]

Here lies Jangler

Kindergarteners of the world rejoice.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I'd rather be here in the ground

than a Cowboys fan

[Matt Foley]

Here lies the poster Samuel L. Jackson

A fake black man who was Anglo-Saxon

Why did he do it, why the disguise?

I guess his wife had a thing for black guys

[pstall]

here lies dear smootsdaddy

best job he had was being fiz's caddy

finally got a date with boo

the ebola made him feel like poo

now he is below fred smoots shoe