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what is worse?...not football related


carolinarolls

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My wife is the youngest of three girls in her family. Apparently there is a notorious "Black Kitty Cat" costume made by her mother that all three girls wore for Halloween when they were 2-3 years old and this year the middle sister wants to have her 2 yr. old son wear it. Hearing this the other day I had to speak up even though I rarely get in the mother daughter discussions but come on.... Boys don't wear "Kitty Cat" costumes. Please.

So I get a call from the middle sister the other day who had apparently heard about my comments and after getting over her initial reaction of offense talked about the situation with some coworkers of hers and came up with a solution.

Since I am the Panther fan in the family she just new I would be thrilled to hear that the "Black Kitty Cat" costume is now a "Panther" costume augmented by a youth jersey and spiced up in the likeness of Sir Purr.

[facepalm]

Damnit. I honestly think that's somehow WORSE!

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In-laws: who gives a poo?

Unless she's moderately good looking and there's a chance that you might get to nail her in the future! Never burn a bridge my friend!

Sisters that get along, are more likely to have a 3-Way (or in the case of 3 Sisters, a 4-Way?) The only thing more likely for a 3-Way is a girl/woman who is Bi! (Which is a good majority of the women who work at Gentlemen's Clubs.)

Keep the peace. It may not pay out now, but you never know what the furture holds.

The Wise Sage!

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