Zod called me this morning! No joke!

[SCP]

So with all the Panthers brass calling fans, I sent an e-mail to [email protected]. I felt the content has sucked lately and that he has been skimping on the stuff worth reading. Two hours later, Zod called me from a photo shoot. He addressed every question and concern I had. What a standup organization the HUddle is. Who knew that Zod would have a Portuguese accent? After hanging up, I felt violated yet strangley satisfied, all at the same time. Kind of like the feeling you get after a reach around from a homeless transexual double amputee.

[TarPanther9180]

You let Zod mind rape you like that?

[The Saltman]

so what did he say?

[SCP]

It was the way "threesome with Panthro" rolled off his tongue in his portuguese accent.

[CLTPanther]

Something about needing more pics and gifs in the CP forum

[SCP]

so what did he say?

It was all "tow the company line" bullsh*t. But he did say the terrorist:infidel ratio was getting too close for comfort.

[Matt Foley]

It was the way "threesome with Panthro" rolled off his tongue in his portuguese accent.

No....too easy.

[SCP]

No....too easy.

Teed it up for ya.........

woosie

[PanthaSan]

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Some of your best work here, SouthCak. Rep when I can..

[SCP]

Holy crap, I just got this follow up e-mail from the HUddle:

Dear Huddle subscriber,

To acknowledge your lack of a life and as a thank you for your loyalty, we would like to show our appreciation for your feedback. The executives at the CarolinaHuddle.com are going to send you an autographed picture of Captain Zod, shirtless on the lake, aboard his 15' bow rider.

Thankfully indebted to you,

Huddle Management

[PanthaSan]

I would have asked you to post it here but Zod already has a thread against stupid pictures in threads....

[The Saltman]

LL forum then?

[SCP]

I can't wait to get it in the mail.

[Jase]

I think you meant to say, "Zod called me a joke this morning."