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boo7382 Newbie

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Are you a good teacher? What if I misbehave?

Im not teaching. We are just going to have "the talk". I expect you to maybe be grossed out for a while. So I will then proceed to order you an "escort" and leave you two alone. I think you will be just fine after that.

If we can't find an escort, just bring an inflatable doll.

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Im not teaching. We are just going to have "the talk". I expect you to maybe be grossed out for a while. So I will then proceed to order you an "escort" and leave you two alone. I think you will be just fine after that.

If we can't find an escort, just bring an inflatable doll.

260209c60f08akid-with-inflatable-doll.jpg

???kinda picture is that.

If you're hiring me an "escort" why not spring for some coke and a penthouse suite and call me Carlos. I mean Charlie.

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???kinda picture is that.

If you're hiring me an "escort" why not spring for some coke and a penthouse suite and call me Carlos. I mean Charlie.

poo son, what? you think Im made of money or something? Ill make you a deal. Ill give you the talk and pay for the hooker. You provide coke and suite.

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