So i got my first payment for my new company today

[Jbro]

Cash Money. I don't let dumb asses scam me with fake checks like some other posters. Enjoy your 9-5, I am set for life bitches. I am on my way to pick up some blow then off to the titty bar. I hope they have change.

[Jbro]

BTW My new company was just founded today when I found this million dollar bill on the ground. I call it fug you suckers.

[The Saltman]

Ha

ha.

[Goosfraba21]

So you dress in drag and like butt plugs and gerbils....whatever floats your boat.

[Wither]

My thoughts?

[Jbro]

With all do respect Dockery you need to get some help. You are acting like that money is yours when it is obviously a web searched image. I am a kind man so I will take you under my wing and teach you how to run a successful business for the low price of $13,500 an hour. My PM's will more than likely be full within seconds of posting this from all the people wanting my wisdom so you better act fast.

[Wither]

With all do respect Dockery you need to get some help. You are acting like that money is yours when it is obviously a web searched image. I am a kind man so I will take you under my wing and teach you how to run a successful business for the low price of $13,500 an hour. My PM's will more than likely be full within seconds of posting this from all the people wanting my wisdom so you better act fast.

Sorry all I have is a $10,000 check; can I get that 25% discount?

[TheSaint]

The way the Fed is printing money these days, the million dollar bill will probably become commonplace.

[Happy Panther]

I can relate to this.

Because I just bought $10k of purple drank

[Hotsauce]

[88 Bronco]

Sorry all I have is a $10,000 check; can I get that 25% discount?

BofA check?

[Jbro]

What a dumbass, get a million dollar bill.

[Happy Panther]

I think those are million dollar bills!

[Carolina Husker]