Proof that the opposite sex is screwed up in the head

[Zcustom]

Oh, and to the OP

Women have vaginas, vaginas=batshitcraziness, end of story.

[Zcustom]

"Cause you do all the losing..."

I have said that EXACT same thing... I've told her a bazillion times, "put your damn keys in the same place everyday..." does she listen to me? Ever???

Holy crap she is so frickin HOT.

and the accent....:drool5:

[LifeisaGarden]

I have much to say but I cant because my spouse is a member of this board and he might be lurking.

[hepcat]

damn all of ya'lls wives need to quit drinking so much

[CatsMeow]

Oh, and to the OP

Women have vaginas, vaginas=batpoocraziness, end of story.

And I would say those vaginas make men batpoocrazy.

[LifeisaGarden]

damn all of ya'lls wives need to quit drinking so much

Dan recently went out of town for a weekend. I cleaned the garage & found a bunch of wine bottles someone gave me. I once was going to do some type of craft with them but I decided not to so I put them in the recycle bin. When he came back home he saw all those bottles in the bin & he asked me if I drank all that wine while he was gone. He was serious and all I could do was laugh. He said you might have a drinking problem if you did. I told him about the bottles and he seemed pretty relieved. I don't know why he would think that because I hardly ever drink.

[thefuzz]

One of my biggest pet peeves in the world is someone being late.

It seems to me that women have the hardest time, being on time. I don't know why it's such an issue, but it certainly seems so.

I know exactly how long it takes me to shower, to drive to work, to take the dog for a walk, etc....women for some strange reason struggle with this.

My girl will tell me that she will meet me at X spot in 1 hour, 85 minutes later I get a call saying that she is running a few minutes behind.....ugggghhhh

[Mr. Scot]

Del hit on one of the big things. We speak different languages.

A single phrase could mean a half-dozen different things based on a woman's inflection, facial expression, body language, and other factors.

Guys, on the other hand, tend to say exactly what we're thinking without any hidden meaning.

When each of us applies our own filter to the other, things go wrong.

[boo7382]

One of my biggest pet peeves in the world is someone being late.

It seems to me that women have the hardest time, being on time. I don't know why it's such an issue, but it certainly seems so.

I know exactly how long it takes me to shower, to drive to work, to take the dog for a walk, etc....women for some strange reason struggle with this.

My girl will tell me that she will meet me at X spot in 1 hour, 85 minutes later I get a call saying that she is running a few minutes behind.....ugggghhhh

Men do the same poo. It just depends on the person. I have 2 guy friends that are ALWAYS late no matter what and it drives me up the fuging wall bc I'm a very punctual person. I could call them 2 hours before we meet and say hey, I hope ur gettin ready and they would both STILL be late.

I always say, you're a guy!!! what is it that you need to do that makes you late?!?

Plus I think in lots of situations its rude.

[hepcat]

Men do the same poo. It just depends on the person. I have 2 guy friends that are ALWAYS late no matter what and it drives me up the fuging wall bc I'm a very punctual person. I could call them 2 hours before we meet and say hey, I hope ur gettin ready and they would both STILL be late.

I always say, you're a guy!!! what is it that you need to do that makes you late?!?

Plus I think in lots of situations its rude.

Yea I agree this isn't a gender thing...it's really a personal thing. Sometimes people are either really busy, or just have no sense of urgency. The other day I was hitching a ride with my buddy and he decides that 20 minutes before we leave is a GREAT time to clean off the tar he spilled on his toolbox.

There really is no drawback to being punctual, unless you apply for a job with the Marijuana Policy Project (really exists)

[SOJA]

Men do the same poo. It just depends on the person. I have 2 guy friends that are ALWAYS late no matter what and it drives me up the fuging wall bc I'm a very punctual person. I could call them 2 hours before we meet and say hey, I hope ur gettin ready and they would both STILL be late.

I always say, you're a guy!!! what is it that you need to do that makes you late?!?

Plus I think in lots of situations its rude.

yeah I was about to say I am that guy, I just lose track of time, while my girlfriend is very punctual. She has learned to tell me that we are always leaving twenty minutes earlier than we are, and I still struggle...

the only things I am on time for are panthers games

[TarPanther9180]

I don't even know where to start

[thefuzz]

yeah I was about to say I am that guy, I just lose track of time, while my girlfriend is very punctual. She has learned to tell me that we are always leaving twenty minutes earlier than we are, and I still struggle...

the only things I am on time for are panthers games

I have never understood (or for that matter believed) how people "lose track of time".

I can tell you what time it is during the day within 10 minutes with no clocks around. I just can't understand how you don't know how long something you are doing takes.

[MCP]

I just can't understand ...........

The first words in almost every conversation I have with my wife