Got a call from my friend at 5 am...

[hepcat]

My friend down in Charlotte calls me up this morning about 5 am...He woke up at a house he's "never" been to before (doesn't remember), naked, with sharpie marker writing all over him, asking to be picked up. I had to remind him that I live in Asheville. Sounds like he had quite a Tuesday night.

[mmmbeans]

tell him I'll sell his kidneys back to him for market value.

[Jackofalltrades]

Ah, the good ole days.

[boo7382]

maybe he shouldn't have passed out with his shoes on

[YourMomsLover]

Did you tell him "Hell no! I'm not risking a ticket in Shelby for your dumbass!" ???

[hepcat]

maybe he shouldn't have passed out with his shoes on

If I know my friend like I think I do, he got wasted, threw up somewhere innappropriate, and violently thrased around the unsuspecting people's house until passing out where regardless of if he took off his shoes he was going to get messed with.

[YourMomsLover]

I seems to be the first to pass out at such events. I'm not a big guy, and it doesn't take much.

That being said, I once woke up from a drunken stupor and walked to the store for cigs with "666" written on my forehead.

[hepcat]

I seems to be the first to pass out at such events. I'm not a big guy, and it doesn't take much.

That being said, I once woke up from a drunken stupor and walked to the store for cigs with "666" written on my forehead.

:thumbsup:

[Matt Foley]

I woke up in college one morning with a cast on my arm. They might have gotten away with it if there wasn't plaster of paris crap all over my sheets.

[DirtyMagic97]

Halloween night I couldn't catch a bus downtown back home so my friend and I began to walk. The next morning I woke up in a 24 hour laundromat to an Asian woman asking me if I could wake my friend up out of the restroom.

[CatsMeow]

Halloween night I couldn't catch a bus downtown back home so my friend and I began to walk. The next morning I woke up in a 24 hour laundromat to an Asian woman asking me if I could wake my friend up out of the restroom.

Were your clothes clean?

[CLTPanther]

The first time I drank liquor (don't good stories always start like that) I was at a party with a bon fire. Last thing I remember is sitting with my head down on my hands. Woke up the next morning at my friends house in another set of clothes with the worst headache ever.

[DirtyMagic97]

Were your clothes clean?

Not even close. I vaguely remember trying to purchase some laundry detergent...I guess I failed.

[Carolina Husker]

Went to NYC a few years back with a group of buddies. One of the guys got lost at some point during the night and called us from a Burger King in Newark the next morning with no idea how he got there.