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hmm, 10 things to make everyone happy...

Cat Fanboy

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Let's see...if our front office makes the right changes during what looks to be the longest off season ever - we will need to:

1. Fire Fox to please the few and re-hire him to get us the championship.

2. Get rid of Jake because he is clearly done, than bring him back because the rest of us know he is our guy for a couple more years.

3. Get rid of Peppers, Gross, Lucas, and Kasay because they just suck so bad and are terrible for us....than bring them back because they make the wheels on the bus go round - get r done.

4. Fox has to stop with the cliches because some guys just to hear 'we sucked today' or 'we pwned them today'.

5. Fans in the stadium have to start getting really obnoxious and stand in front of old people the whole game and never, ever do the evil thing called the wave. They must all drink cheap beer and wear what they are supposed to.

6. We have to ban the moderators than un ban them so they can ban more. (check)

7. Smith has to be traded because hes just washed up and sucks so much even Fitzgerald is better.

8. We can't use any nicknames for Dwill or Jstew...cut it out already.

9. Make sure we mock and make fun of every person who posts their thoughts - lock them down if the post was talked about a month ago! I mean search people! geesh!

10. Bring in Haynesworth, TO, Manning, Dungy, Houshmazandahguy, the raider CB whatshisname, The Golden Calf of Bristol, and Cowher too.

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Let's see...if our front office makes the right changes during what looks to be the longest off season ever - we will need to:

1. Fire Fox to please the few and re-hire him to get us the championship.

2. Get rid of Jake because he is clearly done, than bring him back because the rest of us know he is our guy for a couple more years.

3. Get rid of Peppers, Gross, Lucas, and Kasay because they just suck so bad and are terrible for us....than bring them back because they make the wheels on the bus go round - get r done.

4. Fox has to stop with the cliches because some guys just to hear 'we sucked today' or 'we pwned them today'.

5. Fans in the stadium have to start getting really obnoxious and stand in front of old people the whole game and never, ever do the evil thing called the wave. They must all drink cheap beer and wear what they are supposed to.

6. We have to ban the moderators than un ban them so they can ban more. (check)

7. Smith has to be traded because hes just washed up and sucks so much even Fitzgerald is better.

8. We can't use any nicknames for Dwill or Jstew...cut it out already.

9. Make sure we mock and make fun of every person who posts their thoughts - lock them down if the post was talked about a month ago! I mean search people! geesh!

10. Bring in Haynesworth, TO, Manning, Dungy, Houshmazandahguy, the raider CB whatshisname, The Golden Calf of Bristol, and Cowher too.

QFT:cheers2:

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9. Make sure we mock and make fun of every person who posts their thoughts - lock them down if the post was talked about a month ago! I mean search people! geesh!

Threads are only going back a month. So you better bump the ones you want to be read, because the will be gone.

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It's good to see some lightheartedness around here after all the negativity following the season. I almost gave up on this site due to the way a lot of people have been acting.

Leave now then, because if we go 7-9 or 8-8 next season, it will get alot worse.

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Let's see...if our front office makes the right changes during what looks to be the longest off season ever - we will need to:

1. Fire Fox to please the few and re-hire him to get us the championship.

2. Get rid of Jake because he is clearly done, than bring him back because the rest of us know he is our guy for a couple more years.

3. Get rid of Peppers, Gross, Lucas, and Kasay because they just suck so bad and are terrible for us....than bring them back because they make the wheels on the bus go round - get r done.

4. Fox has to stop with the cliches because some guys just to hear 'we sucked today' or 'we pwned them today'.

5. Fans in the stadium have to start getting really obnoxious and stand in front of old people the whole game and never, ever do the evil thing called the wave. They must all drink cheap beer and wear what they are supposed to.

6. We have to ban the moderators than un ban them so they can ban more. (check)

7. Smith has to be traded because hes just washed up and sucks so much even Fitzgerald is better.

8. We can't use any nicknames for Dwill or Jstew...cut it out already.

9. Make sure we mock and make fun of every person who posts their thoughts - lock them down if the post was talked about a month ago! I mean search people! geesh!

10. Bring in Haynesworth, TO, Manning, Dungy, Houshmazandahguy, the raider CB whatshisname, The Golden Calf of Bristol, and Cowher too.

well here we are a month later and none of these things have come to fruition no wonder everybodys on edge around here:mad2:

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