Something I've Noticed on the Road

[Captroop]

On Saturday, I kinda crashed up my car a little bit. There was a god-fosaken trailer in the parking space behind me, and it didn't show up in the rear view mirror. So I'm driving around with a completely dented in bumper cover. [WHO THE FUG LEAVES A TRAILER IN A PARKING SPACE AT A STRIP MALL!!! WHO?!]

Anyway, for the past two days, on the road, I've noticed people are fuggin' with me a lot. They're cutting me off, zipping around me, cutting in front of me at red lights. Mainly, people are riding my ass, maybe two feet away from my rear fender, they never did that before. I finally had to brake-check one guy and then gun it through an intersection, leaving him caught at the red light (the look on his face almost made it worth it). I'm driving the exact same way, at the exact same speeds on the exact same roads, and now people act totally different around me.

And now I'm wondering, is it because of the damage? Do people see a wounded car and just assume I'm a lousy driver? Maybe assholes see body damage and subconsciously associate me with the people they fug with on a daily basis. It's a pretty interesting phenomenon.

[bredy087]

Its the blue and yellow equal sign on the back of your car.

[Mvp2014]

hahah, I will admit I'm probably slightly more aggresive towards a POS car or one that is wrecked b/c usually those are the idiots that cause wrecks and crash into parked objects lol

[PanthaSan]

Maybe they are trying to lure you into a wreck so they can get a payday. It is apparent that you have prior crash(es) so it would be an easy sell to the cop and their insurance company.

At least that's what I am doing.

The next time you leave me stuck at a red light, I'm gonna.....

[Captroop]

Its the blue and yellow equal sign on the back of your car.

No, that was on there before.

[bredy087]

Ok, then its cause of your bumper.

[The Saltman]

I laugh at people that use a car to make themselves feel better about their lowly lives. Its funny how if u met the some guy at a bar he would never even think about fuking with u but on the road he can give u the finger and *** with u like that.

/end rant

[boo7382]

weird.....I have dents on my car too, but I drive like an asshole.

Everyone drives too slowly in the left lane, blabs on their cell phones and talks like idiots, or they are just so fuging stupid they aren't paying attention.

[bredy087]

weird.....I have dents on my car too, but I drive like an asshole.

Everyone drives too slowly in the left lane, blabs on their cell phones and talks like idiots, or they are just so fuging stupid they aren't paying attention.

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[Doyle]

Paranoia. Lay off the weed.

[Captroop]

weird.....I have dents on my car too, but I drive like an asshole.

Everyone drives too slowly in the left lane, blabs on their cell phones and talks like idiots, or they are just so fuging stupid they aren't paying attention.

Worse still are the people who are going straight in the right turn lane, so now I can't make my right turn on the red light. I want to put cigarettes out on those people.

Spend some time in D.C. The roads in Carolina will feel Southern Pines after that. You simply have to drive like an a-hole here, or your commute will be miserable. I was never an a-hole, but I flew under their radar before. Now I have a bullseye.

[The Saltman]

I live in ATL cap I feel your pain.

[boo7382]

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ahaha drivers in Charlotte drive me crazy. Some old dude in a Corvette tried to brake check me on 77N the other day. He underestimated me :)

managed to flick him off and make him feel like an idiot in his car at the same time.

I have a lot of people do the little "no no no" finger to me in their rear view too. Look, there is a reason I'm riding ur ass. Get the fug out of the left lane.

[boo7382]

Worse still are the people who are going straight in the right turn lane, so now I can't make my right turn on the red light. I want to put cigarettes out on those people.

Spend some time in D.C. The roads in Carolina will feel Southern Pines after that. You simply have to drive like an a-hole here, or your commute will be miserable. I was never an a-hole, but I flew under their radar before. Now I have a bullseye.

THIS. drives me up the fuging wall. I cant stand it either. There is one light this always happens to me at in the mornings, so I look for cops, then cut through the gas station on the right.

I usually will try and nudge and have my signal on to see if they will move forward for me, because I try and do that for people. I feel bad if Im in your way of turning right, and its not like its going out of my way to move up so you can fit through.

The thing that really gets me here is waving when I let you in. This is the south dammit. Ill usually wave and yell your welcome and make sure they see me in their mirror.