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Ever accidentally said "I Love You" during sex??


Dpantherman

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There was this guy I worked with when I was 18-19. He told me a story that once he was eating this chick out doggy style and she let a fart rip ever so slightly. He said he got up, put his clothes on and left. Not sure whether to believe the story or not.

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The thing they most want to hear is their name.

But mostly they don't want you saying a damn thing.

I don't think I've ever been with a girl who didn't enjoy dirty talk during sex. Unless you suck at it and keep saying awkward things like I did when I was new to it.

"I want to cum on your furniture."

Not a direct quote btw. But it was equally ridiculous.

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I don't think I've ever been with a girl who didn't enjoy dirty talk during sex. Unless you suck at it and keep saying awkward things like I did when I was new to it.

"I want to cum on your furniture."

Not a direct quote btw. But it was equally ridiculous.

Sure.

Depends on what you say and how you say it, as well as who you are saying it to.

Asking the average dude to understand nuanced language is a stretch under the best of circumstances, asking him for skilled intercourse during intercourse is......rare.

As a general rule, I think my guidance is sound.

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