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KFC,

I need your professional opinion fella. I got an itch that my dippoo friends just can’t scratch. A question of a thousand truths that many are too afraid to touch. An answer that’s capable of revealing ones soul…

Option 1: You’re married to Jennifer Aniston. You get Aniston’s money. Get to strut your poo around on the red carpet like it’s just another Tuesday. She prances around your house in those little bikini’s she’s so fond of. You get the prestige of being her husband and the envy of every man in town. However, any time you two go to fornicate (hot sweaty sex) she magically turns into Mangold’s sister.

Or

Option 2: You’re married to Mangolds sister. You have whatever money she earns from her female Iron Man competitions. You get the haunting pleasure of waking up next to that succulent piece of ass every morning. You’re known around town as the guy who’s married to Mangold’s sister. Your friends, family and co-workers constantly question your sanity. But, just as before, every time you go to slam your portly wife, she goes and turns into Jen Aniston.

You must choose ONE of the aforementioned options. Divorce isn’t an option. No one knows of this Shrek- to- Fiona- like swap, nor will they ever find out.

Yours in the struggle,

Peter

(Editor’s Note: I’m adding the caveat that you cannot cheat and sleep with other women. This was not a part of Peter’s initial question but its too easy of a loophole)

Tough one

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