When your friends call you at 1:30 am

[TheRealDeal]

umm what is a phone?

Thing you use to set off the bombs

[PanthaSan]

If I get a call at that hour, it is usually:

1. A relative who wants me to bail them out of jail

2. A girl calling for PanthaSon#1 or #2

3. My bookie wanting his ca$h.

So we don't answer the phone after 9 PM. If it is really important, they have our cell number(s).

[thefuzz]

I turn mine off at 11 or 12 pm.

If someone is calling me at 1:30 they are doing it from outside of my window.

[hepcat]

glad hepcat isnt a friend

nah i meant he's fuging up his life and i'm not

[Captroop]

Recently:

*Ring Ring*

Captroop: "Hello?"

My buddy Tim drunk off his ass, sounds of a party in the background: "Stuart, it's time to go, come pick me up."

Captroop: "Tim, this is Captroop."

Tim: "No, this is Tim. Come pick me up, Stuart."

Captroop: "No, you're talking to Captroop, you dialed the wrong contact. I'm Captroop."

Tim: "No this is TIM!!! Come pick me up, Stuart!"

This "Dave's not here," bit continues for about 5 minutes until Tim gets so frustrated with "Stuart" that he hangs up in a fit of rage. He proceeds to find the real Stuart at the party and kick his ass. Poor guy has no idea what the ass kicking was for.

But here's an even sadder one. I got a 1:30 call from the beautiful Russian girl I met at a bar in D.C. who lived like 2 miles from me. And I slept through it. Never heard from her again. I kicked my own ass for that one.

[Hawk]

cell phone gets left downstairs when I go to bed. House phone..it's either a wrong number, an emergency, or someone thats going to be in deep poo if they are calling at 1:30