New Impromptu Poll

[twylyght]

Pick one to give a steak dinner, and the other to shoot:

Jimmy Clausen

DeMarice Smith

[TheRealDeal]

Shoot to kill or injure?

[TheRealDeal]

I wouldn't shoot to kill either of them but I'd probably shoot DeSmith in the kneecap and take Clausen out for dinner hoping to convince him to give up sports.

Clausen was bad but did nothing that set the game back a few years, although he tried mighty hard, and D Smith just bugs me but I wouldn't kill him, just give him a cool limp to go along with his pimping of the players.

[Jackofalltrades]

Steak to Clausen.

Shot with 500 mag to Smith.

[OchoNueve]

Do we get 2 bullets? I love steak.

[OneBadassCat]

Shoot Smith, dinner for Clausen.

Clausen may be Jimmy Clausen. But damn it he's our Jimmy Clausen.

[countryboi]

If I was locked in a room with Hitler....Osama bin Laden....and DeMarice Smith....and I had a gun with two bullets in it...I would shoot DeMarice Smith twice

[Matt Moore]

shoot the OP, cut flesh, serve it to Jerry Richardson

[Mr. Scot]

If I was locked in a room with Hitler....Osama bin Laden....and DeMarice Smith....and I had a gun with two bullets in it...I would shoot DeMarice Smith twice

First time I heard that joke it was from a Browns fan. In the room were Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson and Art Modell. Only two bullets (and yeah, the answer was "shoot Modell twice").

[Marguide]

Shoot Smith.

Dinner with Clausen. Just make sure you bring a date.

[countryboi]

First time I heard that joke it was from a Browns fan. In the room were Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson and Art Modell. Only two bullets (and yeah, the answer was "shoot Modell twice").

yea i "borrowed" it from the office.....i know its old as sin

[Mr. Scot]

yea i "borrowed" it from the office.....i know its old as sin

Pretty sure Steinbrenner was used in this one a few times when he was alive.

[TarPanther9180]

One shot, two kills...extra steak for me.

[The_Cannon]

I trust Rivera so I don't think Clausen will start if he can help it so I'd shoot Smith in the foot and take Clausen to dinner...but It'd be a steak dinner at Dennys