Ironic name of the day...

[Darth Biscuit]

Kevin Lee Cokayne

http://mj.933flz.com/pages/mainfeed.html?feed=204719&article=8355298

Virginia police who arrested a man on suspicion of dealing drugs say it's just a coincidence the suspect's name is Kevin Lee Cokayne.

A search inventory of items confiscated in Cokayne's Fairfax County apartment lists a safe with marijuana, a wooden box with marijuana, two jars containing marijuana, a smoking device with marijuana, a digital scale, and "records and documents," The Washington Post reported Monday.

An undercover officer had previously asked Cokayne if he could search the apartment.

Cokayne refused.

"I don't see why you want to waste your time for an eighth of weed," he reportedly said. "It's a misdemeanor."

So police returned with a search warrant for the rented basement apartment.

Cokayne, 24, was charged with two felony counts of distributing marijuana.

This would have been a lot better if he'd actually been dealing cocaine...

[PanthaSan]

Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Cop: can we search?

Him: I only have an 8th

Cop to Judge: he admitted to having MJ

Judge to Cop: Sic 'em

Judge to guy: Hey Dumbass, normal people would have hid the weed when the cops first left....

[Epistaxis]

lol

"So um yeah it is only a little bit of weed"

In cop speak that means "I'm stupid enough to admit I have it, so I'm probably stupid enough to have a shitload more than that plus other cool illegal stuff"

In this case, he didn't, but you know that is how it goes.

[Jangler]

You can put weed in there!

[The Saltman]

:leaving:

[DC Amp]

Needs to update his last name to stupidity.