April First Mock Draft.

[Future of the Funchise]

and thru the glory of this thread i have found true offseason happiness. :)

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28. New England

At 28, the Patriots choose...

Verne Troyer

With their recent success of using tiny white guys at WR and RB, they hope the same will hold true for the nose tackle position.

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29. Chicago

With the 29th pick in the NFL Draft, the Bears choose...

The Juggernaut

The Bears have been struggling to find a running game ever since Gayle Sayers left. They even tried drafting Adrian Peterson, but, alas, they got the wrong guy. In the Juggernaut, they've found a guy who can break through the wall of opposing defenses.

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30. New York Jets

With the the 30th pick, the Jets choose...

Ellen Sirot

This was clearly Rex Ryan's pick.

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31. Pittsburgh

With the 31st pick in the NFL Draft, the Steelers select...

Dakota Fanning

With Big Ben's affinity for teenage girls, this should solidify their QB - Center exchange for at least the next 3 years.

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32. Green Bay

With the 32nd pick, the Packers choose...

Brett Favre

Mike McCarthy was asked for comment, he had this to say, "I've finally realized what a mistake it was to letting Brett go in the first place. From this day forward, Brett Favre will be in charge of carrying Aaron's jock strap. We thought about making this move last year, but we were worried about him trying them on between games. After reviewing photographic evidence, that issue is no longer a concern."