Biggest mistake at work?

[Matt Foley]

I have a funny story that was told to me by one of the Panthers security guys. He was a state trooper (I think) and they were running a sting at one of the rest areas to catch this guy who was getting it on with whoever he could lure over the CB. So they have this one cop talk to him as if he's interested in meeting him, blah blah blah. The guy takes the bait, and starts chatting with the undercover guy. He's asking him about his personal appearance, and finally he says "Well how BIG are you?" The undercover cop says "Oh, I'm about 5-foot-6."

[sunbunny]

My first day catering, I dropped two large pans of banana pudding. I was pushing a cart, and they slid right off.

[Panthers_Lover]

Nooo!

Thanks ...

Looks like all of us will keep our jobs ... one of the VPs (NOT you-know-who) was most directly responsible, and we know she's not going anywhere, so it's cool. Just still dealing with public fallout.

[Panthers_Lover]

This situation is a cautionary tale -- REVIEW all your emails before forwarding to anybody ... make sure there's nothing "down below" that you needed to delete first. BE CAREFUL with what you say in emails ... you never know who may receive a forward.

[Captroop]

Ask me again in mid-May. If things keep going the way they're going here, I may be responsible for a $20 million mistake.

In the mean time, nothing too serious, except 2 days ago I accidentally streamed some pron on my PC when Imagebam spawned a pop-under that I didn't notice for about 10 minutes.

[bleys]

you all are a bunch of fug ups...

[TheRealDeal]

Yesterday you fugged up when I asked for no onions on my burger, don't pretend like you are a saint.

[bleys]

oh, I thought you asked for that special sauce... how'd the burger taste? HAH

[bleys]

oh, I thought you asked for that special sauce... if it tasted like there was more sodium than usual, disregard that.

[TheRealDeal]

I ended up throwing that poo out because onions disgust me and we decided to go somewhere classy so we got a table at In-N-Out

[hepcat]

At a bar, off hours, I asked a stuck up co-worker when was the last time she got fu(ked right. Inappropriate? yes. Necessary? yes. Did I get in trouble? No.

[Wither]

Did walk in a room with a reported "leak," and upon going in to investigate got sewage rained down upon me from a pipe that had become disconnected...

My bad, I thought that practical joke was hilarious...

[Bob NC]

I once jumped onto the dock and let my unmanned shrimp boat motor off.

Lt. Dan laughed like hell.