First time I ever used a coupon at a restaurant

[Skew]

I was 97 and a half pounds this morning when I weighed myself. I am 5'0". I am not fat. NO, I won't post a picture since people like you would put spit in my food or something like that.

I'm not a server. And even if I was, no matter how rude, inconsiderate and arrogate you were, I wouldn't spit in you food. No matter how much you deserved it.

Without a pic though, I'm going to have to assume your fat. Because your posts have proved the rest of my assumptions.

[chef17]

I was 97 and a half pounds this morning when I weighed myself. I am 5'0". I am not fat. NO, I won't post a picture since people like you would put spit in my food or something like that.

I am not rude, I am actually NICER than the servers that don't say they are sorry when they mess up, but I say THANK YOU to them. That should prove right there, how nice I am, plus I apologize for my complicated orders, because they are more work. HOW is that being rude?

I am considerate, asking for ALL my condiments at ONCE, not asking for things one at a time.

If I was self-centered, I would not be tipping the server for good service. If I was self-centered, I would not be apologizing for my complicated orders. If I was self-centered, I would want my server to go out of order so I can have mine first which that's not what I want at ALL, NOT AT ALL.

A lot of servers are self-centered thinking that you OWE them money no matter WHAT they do.

Well I mean they do take your order, bring your drinks, bring the food, bring the check. I would say yeah you do in fact OWE them money.

[Springs1]

Well I mean they do take your order, bring your drinks, bring the food, bring the check. I would say yeah you do in fact OWE them money.

NOT if it's not correct. NOT if they keep messing up and take a very long time. NOT if they are rude. NOT if they go out of order after waiting a long time for something giving others cutting preference.

So what if they take my order, bring me my food, bring me my check if it's all wrong and/or they are rude huh?

NO, I don't owe them money, it's EARNED, NOT RIGHT!! Remember, by LAW, I don't owe them a penny unless I am in a large party that the restaurant requires automatic gratuity.

[The Saltman]

God this thread sucks.

Thanks southcak

[Springs1]

No matter how much you deserved it.

WHY would I deserve it, huh? I am NICER than MOST servers are to me, so if anything, THOSE uncaring mean servers deserve it more than I.

Without a pic though, I'm going to have to assume your fat. Because your posts have proved the rest of my assumptions.

Bad assumption, I am 96lbs this morning. Do you realize that you are wrong? WHY assume I am fat? If you eat that way all the time, yeah, anyone can get fat like that, but once or twice a weekend is not going to make someone fat.

This is an example of an average person(NOT ME) that weighs 100lbs at 5'0", which I weigh a little less than that, which as I said, I am 96lbs this morning.

I picked this one, because it looks more like this person doesn't exercise, has more fat than muscle like me since I don't exercise much.

THIS ISN'T ME, it's a random google search on the internet of what my size is about.

[Panthro]

What an awesome troll

[The Saltman]

Lol that's not a 97 lb woman.

[Springs1]

Lol that's not a 97 lb woman.

http://www.fetishfashionshow.com/models/models.cgi

For one thing, I said she said she weighs ONE HUNDRED POUNDS.

This girl in the picture above weighs 94lbs, 2 pounds less than me.

[Springs1]

This is a girl that weighs 2lbs less than I do.

[Springs1]

Lol that's not a 97 lb woman.

This is the picture of that girl in the next posts I wrote. When you edit, you can't post a picture for some reason.

[The Saltman]

I think I'm going to refrain from posting in this thread anymore. You win. Now please post somewhere else.

[cookinbrak]

Well I mean they do take your order, bring your drinks, bring the food, bring the check. I would say yeah you do in fact OWE them money.

As much fun as this troll fest is (they should start banning folks who make up new accounts just for crap like this), You do NOT owe the server a friggin' penny. It's a gratuity- : something given voluntarily or beyond obligation usually for some service; especially : tip - it's not part of your bill. Most people understand the waiters are making min. wage or less, so they tip extra. "Tip" is an abbreviation for "To Insure Promptness", so that's what it is used as-an incentive to do a good job.

And remember, the cook, dishwasher, busboy, prep cook, expediter, etc, all possibly make minimum wage. And they are just as much a part of your dining experience as the server, so tip them, too. In fact, bringing a plate and filling a tea glass is not really tip-worthy.

[Skew]

WHY would I deserve it, huh? I am NICER than MOST servers are to me, so if anything, THOSE uncaring mean servers deserve it more than I.

Bad assumption, I am 96lbs this morning. Do you realize that you are wrong? WHY assume I am fat? If you eat that way all the time, yeah, anyone can get fat like that, but once or twice a weekend is not going to make someone fat.

This is an example of an average person(NOT ME) that weighs 100lbs at 5'0", which I weigh a little less than that, which as I said, I am 96lbs this morning.

I picked this one, because it looks more like this person doesn't exercise, has more fat than muscle like me since I don't exercise much.

THIS ISN'T ME, it's a random google search on the internet of what my size is about.

yea, well I could post a picture of an 18" cock. Doesn't mean I have one.

[Springs1]

yea, well I could post a picture of an 18" cock. Doesn't mean I have one.

I truly don't get WHY you don't believe me? Even if I would post a picture of myself, you'd probably say you wouldn't believe me. Seriously, I am NOT fat. I am not skinny. I would say I was skinny when I was 87lbs back in 2005 for a brief time. I am not chunky either. The biggest I ever have been in my lifetime was 106lbs back for a brief few months in 1999.

I really don't get you? I am HONESTLY not fat and I do weigh right now this moment, 96lbs at 5'0".

I really believe if I would post a picture, you wouldn't think it was me that you honestly think I am fat, so honestly why bother?

Also, you'd probably say "Oh that's an old picture, that's not you now" or something like that even. Think about it. I knew a chunky fat woman that I roomed with in college and just a few years earlier, her picture of her when she was thin, WOW, it didn't look like the same person.

My point is, there's no point to posting it, you still would have something to say, wouldn't you?