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First time I ever used a condom at a restaurant


bleys

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So I went to dinner tonight up at Mildred's Temple Kitchen in the beautiful area of Toronto. I went on their website today to confirm reservation times and I saw this Mildred’s Three Course Dinner Special. For $1009 you get two waitresses, one Liberator, choice of a seafood (I had the crab cake and my guests had the shrimp alexander.. no pun), 1 whip, 1 can of sex tart lube, and blow. I never use condoms or take advantage of these specials because, to be honest, I find it a little embarrassing. Flame me if you want, but I'm not a condom guy. Well, I popped my cherry tonight and used the condom and to be honest, it wasn't as bad as I thought. Nobody laughed but I was extra careful on how I presented the condom.

So do you guys break out the condoms at dinner very often?

By the way, I had the Sierra Nevada "Torpedo" and it is delish. Also, I believe Charles Godfrey was at the table next to me but I don't jock sniff DBs so I can't confirm.

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/restaurants/article/759714--restaurant-promotes-sex-in-its-bathrooms

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