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Who is the toughest person you know in real life?

Chimera

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I work with a guy retired as a Sergeant Major in the USMC after 26 years. Several years were spent with Force Recon. Retired from the Syracuse, NY Police Department.

What makes him so tough? He's died 3 times. Two of those times, he was dead long enough to get a death certificate. His life insurance money was also released. Supposedly he is on his 3rd SSN because of his two death certificates, but I haven't asked him directly.

He is the bionic man. Nearly every joint in his body has been rebuilt or replaced several times in his life. The left side of his torso is peppered with shrapnel and gunshot scars. His legs are basically flesh over metal, with a few synthetic tendons thrown in.

You know the only thing he bitches about? He can't scratch his ass with his left hand.

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My x gf's daddy. Steve nicnamed snap, was a bad motherfuger no poo. Shot in the chest once, flicked his cigarette ashes in the hole waiting for the ambulance to come. In and out of prison, would stab you in second. Swear to God the man was made of rawhide over concrete.

Picture this guy but without the charm..

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