Landscapers

[bleys]

:lol: ... hopefully he wasn't injured in the process.

[Hawk]

not badly!!!

another one...and I can't even tell this story without laughing...and it's a wee bit long...twss

he once rode his bike from here to Vegas...took his time getting there and all, but pretty much rode straight home in one shot...and along the way, he got this pretty bad boil on his ass. When he got back he went to the doctor and had to have some pretty serious surgery as this thing was badly infected and such. Missed quite some time from work etc and was in hospital for a while, the way he says it, they took out a pretty big chunk of his ass. So anyway...fast forward a couple of months and he's on the mend. The local mall is having it's grand opening and he's there, on the upper level, leaning on the railing overlooking the level below and talking with a friend. Get the visual there? Out of nowhere, the A&W Root Bear comes up behind him and kicks him in the ass, because, you know...it was there! He crumples to the ground like a sack of crap and scares the hell out of the 14 year old kid in the suit and off he runs. Back to the hospital for another week or two!!!

[Chaos]

not badly!!!

another one...and I can't even tell this story without laughing...and it's a wee bit long...twss

he once rode his bike from here to Vegas...took his time getting there and all, but pretty much rode straight home in one shot...and along the way, he got this pretty bad boil on his ass. When he got back he went to the doctor and had to have some pretty serious surgery as this thing was badly infected and such. Missed quite some time from work etc and was in hospital for a while, the way he says it, they took out a pretty big chunk of his ass. So anyway...fast forward a couple of months and he's on the mend. The local mall is having it's grand opening and he's there, on the upper level, leaning on the railing overlooking the level below and talking with a friend. Get the visual there? Out of nowhere, the A&W Root Bear comes up behind him and kicks him in the ass, because, you know...it was there! He crumples to the ground like a sack of crap and scares the hell out of the 14 year old kid in the suit and off he runs. Back to the hospital for another week or two!!!

Epic. This guy deserves his own reality show.

[4Corners]

I've heard several times of these morons blowing poo into people's cars. It happened to one of my friends when I was in the car, and I swear to you it had to be on purpose. There is no other way to explain it. My friend was making a U-Turn anyway and we both shot the guy the middle finger and he looked furious and started chasing us.