Things that married people like....

[Kurb]

Don't get me wrong, I work my ass off, I am just trying to figure out if it's "time" for me do do it.

I just have a hard time when that is the answer I get from every guy who has been married for more than 6 or 8 years.

They say that b/c society tells them to IMO.

I make the same jokes, but other than being batshit crazy 10% of the time I couldn't ask for a better wife.

But don't get into it thinking you will never want another woman ever.

B/C you will, and there is no shame in that, unless you move on it.

[Kettle]

I've been married three years, and there is definitely work put into it. A lot of joy comes from that work though.

[The Saltman]

sammiches

[Kettle]

missionary position and doggy style

[TarPanther9180]

Knowing the divorce lawyer is just one quick phone call away.

[Darth Biscuit]

I would take any position or style.

[Kettle]

i can't think of anything else to tell ya buddy

[The Saltman]

hey biscuit you need a mistress

[Kettle]

or to read #33

[boo7382]

hey biscuit you need a mistress

psssssssssshhh you think those things yall suggested haven't been already?

amateurs.

[Darth Biscuit]

hey biscuit you need a mistress

midget chinese hookers?

[Kettle]

amateurs are good cuz they are working to be pros

[bleys]

biscuit needs to spread his wings.. (or hers)

[SCMunnerlyn1]

Their side of the bed.