day 3 of the gator saga....

[jkeough]

has not gone well,it has gotten crafty.....hanging out in the middle of the pond,plus neighbor lady is suspicious of my activities

anybody know where i can get a silencer?

[88 Bronco]

Just man up and bust a cap in his ass

[Guild]

Swim out there and bludgeon it to death like a real man.

Preferably with your cock.

[Darth Biscuit]

Does neighbor lady have a cat by any chance? Can you say bait?

[YoungPanthers89]

sniper

[bleys]

I would grab a 30/30, or really any rifle, and pop that cat in the head 1 time from far away...

just deny a gun ever went off, or worst case, just say it was about to attack your dog... which may require you to borrow that pomeranian, rope, and a brick.

just remember, you'll end up a hero for saving the dog and end up on the news.. women watch the news, be sure to pull a Barney and post your number somewhere.. maybe go make a shirt with it tatt'd on your chest along with "call me if single or need a real man"...

just hope Mrs Jasonluckydog isn't watching.. from what I've heard, she's done some crazy poo..

[Hawk]

go gator go

go gator go

[bleys]

I would totally spend a day trying to capture a gator.. takes me back to my younger days (minus the gator)..

[jkeough]

when i was younger i grew up on the Alafia river.....we used to catch baby ones all the time

cmon down if ya wanna help

[Davidson Deac II]

Saw a buddy of mine catch one in some little town in central florida back a few years ago. The name of the town was Yeehaw Junction (I kid you not). Took half a brim, put it on a deep sea fishing hook and the gator snapped it up. The gator was only about 2 feet long. Big enough to take off a hand instead of an arm. He wrapped some duct tape around its mouth and took it to someone else's house. That someone else had a fishing pond and they let the gator get in the pond. I heard that eventually animal control had to come get the gator as it ate all the fish in the pond (imagine that :)).

[bleys]

when i was younger i grew up on the Alafia river.....we used to catch baby ones all the time

cmon down if ya wanna help

damn I would.. next month is going to be busy, unlike the last month.. I would def make a trip in the future.. (considering I need to see family down there anyhow)

[jkeough]

Saw a buddy of mine catch one in some little town in central florida back a few years ago. The name of the town was Yeehaw Junction (I kid you not). Took half a brim, put it on a deep sea fishing hook and the gator snapped it up. The gator was only about 2 feet long. Big enough to take off a hand instead of an arm. He wrapped some duct tape around its mouth and took it to someone else's house. That someone else had a fishing pond and they let the gator get in the pond. I heard that eventually animal control had to come get the gator as it ate all the fish in the pond (imagine that :)).

yeehaw junction is about 20 mins away from me

[Davidson Deac II]

It was an interesting place. Nice people, but Mayberry would be a major metropolis next to Yeehaw junction. :)

[jkeough]

next time your in Central Florida.....look up Ft.Lonesome.....that place makes Yeehaw junction look like downtown Tampa