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it never ceases to amaze me what comes outta their mouth. my 5 year old just walked outta the bathroom and yelled, "someone dropped a deuce and left a floater".

my 3 year old is more vulgar, calling mom "a fuging woman". wonder where he got that from?

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He's only 5 months today... Still nothing, he grunts, and caws at things... He laughs a lot though. That's pretty hilarious. I can't wait for him to start talking...

My buddy told me something the other day that I hadn't heard before...

He said " you spend the first couple of years of your kids life trying to teach him/her to walk and talk, and then you spend the rest if your life trying to get them to sit down and shut up"

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Word 1: Momma

Word 2: No

Word 3: Me

I don't like the way this is trending.

The other day I was changing her diaper. She said "no". I said, "don't tell me no, I'm the one in charge." She laughed.

:(

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Get ready jase. Babies go through a dont change my diaper phase by throwing poop at you.

yup, i swear they are hairless chimpanzees

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Yesterday after my wife came in the living room, changed the channel away from Spongebob to PBS my daughter got up and went to her work station.

She penned the following note:

Dear Mom. You need to change your adatood becuse you are too busy. Love CR. PS Love you.

Verbatim.

We saved it.

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