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Would You Rather...? (Taken from The Chive)


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Thought this would be a fun little Friday game since everyone enjoys the Would You Rather threads. This one changes it up a little.

So the game works like this, the choice is between being “Friends with Benefits” for one night ONLY with the girl on the left, OR choosing the alternative shown on the right side of the picture (read caption for clarity). And don’t feel ashamed if you don’t always pick the girl on the left. I made it as difficult as I could and I want the Chiver’s honest opinion. Let the games begin….

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Zooey Deschanel OR an infinite supply of cotton candy?

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Amber Heard OR have Tickets to every Super Bowl for the rest of your life?

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Emma Watson OR you observe a real life T-Rex surfing on a great white?

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Arianny Celeste OR you can beat the sh%t out of Justin Bieber?

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Miley Cyrus OR you can get run over by a car? Choose wisely

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Kristen Stewart OR you discover a cow that milks pure crude oil (you’re rich, dude)?

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Scarlett Johansson OR you can party your ass off with Bill F%&*in’ Murray all night?

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Emma Stone OR you can have your own customized home theater?

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Olivia Munn (as Princess Leia) OR you can have your own real-life lightsaber to use as a weapon against your boss who has undervalued you for years?

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Alison Brie OR you can have your favorite meal every night for the next three years (NO weight will be gained)?

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Shakira OR you simply TANK CAT INTO MORDOR!?

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Emmanuelle Chriqui OR you can have your very own in-house arcade with any and every game you desire (no tokens necessary, of course)?

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Katy Perry as Jessica Rabbit or the REAL Jessica Rabbit?

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Kathy Bates from ‘Misery’ OR you wake up to a permanent hangover for the next 5 years?

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Blake Lively OR you construct your own time machine out of a Delorean and travel to one single moment throughout history? That one moment is entirely up to you…

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Zooey..

SuperBowl tix...

Arianny...

Car...

Cow milk...

Tough one... Bill, no Scar... No, Bill.... Scar...Bill, final answer...

Emma, I'll build my own theater..

Olivia..

Alison..

Shakira..

Arcade..

Katy..

Kathy..

DeLorean...

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Zooey

Superbowl

T-Rex

Arianny

Run over by car (although, if I did Miley doggie....eh, car)

Oil Cow

Scarlett - Bill Murray ain't THAT cool

Emma - since I have an oil cow, I'm rich and can build my own theater

Olivia - I'm rich, right? I'll buy the company and fire my boss.

Alison

Shakira - I hate cats, even tank ones

Emmanuelle - I'm rich, remember?

Katy Perry - that was a tough one

Kathy - I hate hangovers

Time machine.

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A cow that lactates crude oil would not make me rich...it's less expensive than milk per gallon.

Carry on after that message brought to you by Buzz Killington.

I'd take a gallon of milk over Stewart

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Zooey

Super Bowl

T-Rex surfing on a great white

Arianny Celeste

Miley Cyrus

Cow that milks crude oil

Party with Bill Murray

Customised home theatre

Olivia Munn (just)

Favourite meal every night

Shakira (cos the Tank Cat into Mordor makes no sense)

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Jessica Rabbit

Kathy Bates

Time machine

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