T.O

[CharlotteBeer.com]

that witten/romo/to thing was most likely ed werder just making stuff up. Like quite literally pulling stuff out of his ass.

:skep:

[Fiz]

:skep:

ed werder is capable of creating media manifestations from his upper colon.

his skill with fisting his own ass is what helped him land the job of covering jerry jones.

some insider info there take it for what you will.

[X-Clown]

I agree I think he will come into wherever he is and make sure he is a good citizen. He knows he is on his last leg and whatever team gets him he will help. I think he still wants to win a ring and so that will keep him in check. I wouldnt mind signing him for the vet min and a 1 year contract.

I swear to god, I thought I was reading a post from 2005. Seriously, that's exactly what every Cowboys fan said around that time period, verbatim.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

ed werder is capable of creating media manifestations from his upper colon.

his skill with fisting his own ass is what helped him land the job of covering jerry jones.

some insider info there take it for what you will.

For a second there I thought you were speaking figuratively.

[Montsta]

I agree I think he will come into wherever he is and make sure he is a good citizen. He knows he is on his last leg and whatever team gets him he will help. I think he still wants to win a ring and so that will keep him in check. I wouldnt mind signing him for the vet min and a 1 year contract.

I disagree. T.O. always repents after he leaves another destroyed team in his wake. He says he's changed, and then after the first set of back to back losses, the real T.O. comes out.

[Squirrel]

I swear to god, I thought I was reading a post from 2005. Seriously, that's exactly what every Cowboys fan said around that time period, verbatim.

Except for 1 year deal and vet min. If he screws up we can just cut him.

[Fireball77]

It would be very very hard to root for him...very hard.

[Panther Boyd]

Why would T.O. need to be reinstated? :confused:

:iamwithstupid:

[Panther Boyd]

You're just dumb, confused like a dumb broad.

:cheers2:

[Panther Boyd]

This post is sarcastic

Here we go.....

1. sign TO

2. Sigh Torry Holt once rams release him

3. Trade Peppers to Pats or cowboys for Welker/Whitten

4. Pick up S Roy Williams and make a pass rushing DE(maybe too slow though)

5. AND find a QB that can throw 70 yds and put 50 pts a game

The Panthers are NOT going to do anything until the peppers thing is figured out

[Darth Bobo]

Although T.O. gets the job done on the field, everyone know's T.O. he's a problem in the locker room. So, here's what you do.

Sign him, and build him his own locker room on the opposite side of the stadium. Equip it with a coaches speaker and no microphone. He can cause all the problems he wants in there, say anything he wants, as long as he comes out on the field and makes plays.

For his contract, pay him fair market value, but with a caveat. He has to pay his team $100,000 per individual word that he shares on record to the media, excepting two words: "no" and "comment".

[Steel Panther]

In my best Jim Mora impression..."T.O.? T.O.? Don't talk to me about T.O., uh, T.O.?!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

Nunca! Never! Non! Nein!:nono::nono::rofl::mad2:

[frash.exe]

Although T.O. gets the job done on the field, everyone know's T.O. he's a problem in the locker room. So, here's what you do.

Sign him, and build him his own locker room on the opposite side of the stadium. Equip it with a coaches speaker and no microphone. He can cause all the problems he wants in there, say anything he wants, as long as he comes out on the field and makes plays.

Good concept, but one problem...

what happens when he wants to open his mouth on the sidelines? Build him another sideline?

[jramsey4]

Good concept, but one problem...

what happens when he wants to open his mouth on the sidelines? Build him another sideline?

But how will he practice. Will run his own little practice.