The Seattle Response to the Mad Hops of the Carolina Panthers

[Jackofalltrades]

Marine Corps makes you so dead hang pull ups now, no Kip allowed at all. You must come to a complete stop at the top and the bottom of the motion.

[Jackofalltrades]

wtf is wrong with being 5'9?

Nothing unless you tout a Napeolean complex while trolling a message board constantly insulting people.

[Fiz]

Yeah some of the guys from Crossfit Inception were telling me that.

Nothing unless you tout a Napeolean complex while trolling a message board constantly insulting people.

You got it I came here to put people in their place because of my height bravo you've pulled back the curtain.

[Jackofalltrades]

You got it I came here to put people in their place because of my height bravo you've pulled back the curtain.

We all knew there had to be some sort of an explanation, no one can be as miserable as you seem to be without cause.

[rodeo]

uh no his grip is fine, and there's no such thing as relying on a kip too much. Doing them strict and doing them kipping are just two different movements, but they both count.

a false grip muscle up does not count at the games. that's why before you do one you have to rotate your wrists out and back in, like this dude did.

his DL form was poo though

Oh god. Let's not measure Crossfit penises. When did you start, January?

You left the "if you're trying to look like a badass" part out of my quote for some reason. My point was kipping wildly with your legs while you try to show up an NFL player's athletic ability is retarded. If you're doing 1 singular muscle up to show off on youtube, and you're kipping so hard that your knees wrap behind your head like you're about to get fuged missionary, then you should reevaluate.

[Fiz]

most nfl players cant do a strict muscle up either so it's a moot point.

and they were just throwing the last three things in there for shits and giggles. a 400 pound deadlift isn't impressive at all.

I also don't know what you're talking about with him "kipping wildly." that's pretty standard from a dead hang.

[rodeo]

Dude nobody in that video you posted kipped like the OP video. His knees were up at ring level before he even pulled with his arms.

[Fiz]

Dude nobody in that video you posted kipped like the OP video. His knees were up at ring level before he even pulled with his arms.

I don't think they're that high, but it's hard to tell.

He might also just have really short arms like Mike Giaradina or something.

[rodeo]

Yeah it is hard to tell from the angle, but it also doesn't look like he's driving from his hips.

Please, just let me white knight our players by attacking his form.

[Guest Irv]

Her form is all wrong her head should be lower and mouth wider

[sharkkiller]

From doing a little research, it appears the Frank Schonig is a personal trainer not a football player.

[rodeo]

So what the hell does it have to do with Seattle?

[Fright]

He's probably from Seattle.... I don't think this is regarding the Seahawks at all....

[Fiz]

they're saying that being able to box jump that high isn't that big a deal because some crossfitter can do it.

Unfortunately for their argument top notch crossfitters are some of the best athletes in the world so......

i mean jesus christ watch rob orland do Fran one handed