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Best man one liners

pantherfan49

By pantherfan49,
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"Your new wife, best piece of ass I ever had. Cheers!"

too cliche

and probably too much truth. :D

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

(Groom's name) is living proof that (bride's name) can take a joke.

Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and she'll last for many years.

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Miaoww Newbie

Miaoww

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just get a pulse of the crowd and speak from the heart. that trumps cliches all day long.

That's what I did - kept it short, sweet and sentimental. Didn't want to start telling lurid stories or cracking risque jokes with his grandparents in the front row and her mother next to me.

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Unless you're an accomplished stand-up comedian with impeccable timing and can deliver a joke or story- don't even try.

I know it may sound fun and you could gain the spotlight for a few minutes, but it can ultimately be more embarrassing for you if you try to suddenly be someone you're not.

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"My wife likes to talk after sex, thats why she called me from Vegas." (Dangerfield)

"I was sober for thirteen years, then I turned fourteen." (Movie)

"I am coming up on my seventeenth anniversary. Can you believe I have been having sex with the same woman for seventeen years? If my wife found out she would kill me!"

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