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"I did _____ to get some ass"...

Zcustom

By Zcustom,
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Mrs Pantherfan Newbie

Mrs Pantherfan

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nice shoes and beautiful what? Should I lie and just pick something that is actually horrible about her that way she thinks "How sweet, no one has ever said that to me before".

"Nice shoes, beautiful unibrow"

"Nice shoes, beautiful third nipple"

"Nice shoes, beautiful sister"

"Nice shoes, purty mouth"

you're calling her beautiful..hence the fuging comma! jesus....

"suck me, beautiful".....see how that works :)

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Miaoww Newbie

Miaoww

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hmmm..change it to.."nice shoes, beautiful..wanna fug"...that will definitely compliment her and make her feel all pretty and poo

she'll be naked in no time!!!

*makes notes*

Btw if you're still looking for a home for that cat.......erm "Nice shoes...." ;)

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Miaoww Newbie

Miaoww

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Lol. I would give pie but i am on the app.

This is kinda on the subject. I was working at walmart. I was 18. I took a girl to lunch and told her i would not take her back unless she blew me. After 2 hours she finally did it. We went back to work and i told them i had a flat tire. I got a verbally reprimanded and she got fired. Lol

How was prison food?

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