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Best pickup lines 2011

Matt Foley

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charlotte49er Newbie

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When I had my 1972 Stingray and 1990 Corvette.

I would just say: "Have you ever gone fast in a Corvette?"

Or if I was feeling sleazy: "How fast are you? Wanna ride in my Corvette and see?"

Or,

"Do you wanna handle my stick shift in my Corvette!"

(Of course, this was back in 1994-2004.)

Now of course, it's more like: "Why don't you sit on my lap and make a guy in a wheelchair happy!" :sleep:

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"Do you wanna get outta here? Maybe go somewhere we can talk?"

"I have a boyfriend."

"Oh man, I have this goldfish. It swims around in it's little bowl. I feed it and it does this little fish dance."

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about poo that don't matter."

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