What kind of co-worker do you hate the most at your job?

[MCP]

I am very lucky to work with people I actually enjoy working with.

except for the occasional crazed intern.

[Darth Biscuit]

I am very lucky to work with people I actually enjoy working with.

I don't. :dita:

[SCMunnerlyn1]

No, we have one of those already.

She's the one that throws you under the bus every chance she gets, has her head so far up my boss' ass she can taste the back of his throat, finds enjoyment in ruining our clients' days when they do something wrong and it sets them back.

She can't do anything on her own so she is constantly asking my boss to handle her problems for him, while in the meantime, I have to make sure he stays on track and is producing what we need to do in order to make deadlines for our prospects. I have no idea how she has managed to function as an employee for the past 3 years when I know how to do her job better than she does, and that's just from knowledge Ive picked up working here.

She gets bored and creates pointless bullpoo work she "needs done immediately" for her clients, which inadvertently creates more work for everyone in the office, including me. She expects when she needs something done, for everything to be forgotten and the focus to immediately go on her and what she needs.

She is on some power trip all the time. So she is constantly trying to boss people around and tell them what to do. When we are trying to make decisions like where to go for lunch, she will choose somewhere else and claim "she doesn't like that place" JUST for the sake of being difficult and forcing everyone to go her way. When she doesn't get her way she pouts and stomps around like an 8 year old.

On top of all of that, she talks to herself constantly....I mean to the point where I seriously think she needs help. I listen to her argue with herself in her office. She is always in a pooty mood because her husband hates her so much b/c she's always nagging and bitching and forced him to marry her, have kids etc.

She is also the woman with the crackhead looking kids that shoves their pictures in your face every 3 weeks and wants you to compliment her on how cute they are.

They look like they are high and fuged up all the time.

[MCP]

I am very lucky to work with people I actually enjoy working with.

except for the occasional crazed intern.

I don't. :dita:

EDIT:

I am very lucky to work with people I actually enjoy working with.

Except one

:D

[pstall]

I hate the respond to your email in person, person. As if my email is an elaborate trap to put you on the wikileaks sight.

[Panthro]

See the problem is people are piss poor at expressing what they want/need by email.

[pstall]

True. Some want nothing in writng. Even if its saying yes to Showmars breakfast.

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

This bitch just goes on and on about poo noone cares about. calls out sick all the time. gets away with it cause the store managers a giant pussy trying to cover his own ass cause if they fire her they're afraid of a lawsuit cause she's black. She doesn't do poo. She can't do poo on her own. "Hey ethan can you help me with this" "hey can you do this for me i gotta go on lunch" IT TAKES 5 SECONDS FOR YOU TO DO YOU STUPID ***** fuging PUT THAT poo AWAY AND GO ON LUNCH. IT WON'T EFFECT ANYTHING AT ALL. OH and i'm trying to get proof that she's changing dates on products. Please bitch let me catch ur ass.

Everyone else i can tune out for the most part. Even the really annoying people.

[pstall]

Oh and the inappropriate dude who needs a decaf enema.

[DC Amp]

How 'bout the one that keeps insisting that something is wrong with you such as;

(him)-Hey man

(me)-hey

(him)- What's goin' on?

(me)- not much

(HIM)- what's wrong with you?

(me) nothing wrong with me.

(him)- You sure? 'cause you look like you're ready to take someone out today!

(me) *sigh* :rolleyes:

[pstall]

we could do a whole thread on working with off shore folks that fall into this category.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I hate working with attractive women because I can't stop thinking about fuging them.

[pawsandclaws]

the inbred redneck bitch who is our "customer service manager"

holy jeebus she's horrible. rude to customers, rude to employees, and dumb as a box of fuggin rocks.

anytime I get an email and she's copied she forwards the goddamn email to me. I was the recipient bitch!!!

Then theres the all caps emails, redneck words like borry (borrow), tomorry (tomorrow), irregardless, supposably

oh and she's a dirty smoker too, and all her shirts are 20 years old and too short so her muffin top is on display all day

I honestly laughed my a** off.

[SamTheRam]

I've got you all beat. I work with a Jewish salesman and an old fart who has retired three times already and should have been put out to pasture for good the first time.

I have heard the Jewish stereotype all my life, but had honestly never encountered it in person before I met this guy. It's all money, all the time, and it's all about him. Wanna talk about sports? Nope. He wants to talk about all the credit card apps he has this week and how much he did in sales last year. Seriously, that is ALL he ever wants to talk about. He screws little old people over with these credit card applications just for the $2.50 he gets from it. If he's not talking about his own sales numbers, he's asking you what you are getting him for his birthday or Christmas...months in advance.

Then the old guy....he has one eye, can't hear very well, and his brain called it in a long time ago. He says inappropriate stuff about customers WHILE THEY'RE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM. Cost us a $2500 sale once. His freaking fake eye fell out one day while he was talking to a customer. He's a smoker AND a close talker, so imagine how much fun that is. He hunts and pecks, literally, at the cash register, saying each number aloud as he hits it. He got the job because his wife is our banker. I've been begging the owner to get rid of him because every time I work Saturdays with him I can't get my poo done because I'm too busy cleaning up behind the Crypt Keeper.