I bought a new car, but I have a serious issue with it

[Brokenbad]

I recently purchased a new vehicle, and I am in love with the car.

There is just one HUGE problem; I feel like I cannot rip a fart in it!

This really sucks, I constantly fart and it is really hard to hold back my urges.

Suggestions anyone?

[Kettle]

febreze

[Mrs Pantherfan]

take these..might help cut down on your gassiness

[Brokenbad]

take these..might help cut down on your gassiness

Why would I want to cut down? :p

[Mrs Pantherfan]

then fart and blow a hole in the leather..see if I f*cking care!

[Brokenbad]

then fart and blow a hole in the leather..see if I f*cking care!

FINE.....maybe I WILL!!!!!

[Mother Grabber]

I recently purchased a new vehicle, and I am in love with the car.

There is just one HUGE problem; I feel like I cannot rip a fart in it!

This really sucks, I constantly fart and it is really hard to hold back my urges.

Suggestions anyone?

Why the hell not?

[Kettle]

your car isn't yours until you've farted in it.

[Jangler]

I own a lot of cars...

[cookinwithgas]

mark your territory and don't worry about it

[Chaos]

Crank the heater up full blast first. You haven't farted in a car until you've roasted said fart.

[Kevin Greene]

Rest assured someone at the Dealership ripped a nasty fart in your car before you ever bought it.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Why the hell not?

exactly...unless you're afraid it's gonna turn into a shart...fart away my friend

[Epistaxis]

Leather seats