Girl Promises To Have Sex With This Years Mr. Irrelevant

[Brandon]

That girl scares the ever loving poo out of me. Seems like the kind of person who'd turn your skin into poncho.

[The Special One]

This chick is insane.

[ed bell]

Do you guys remember Ryan Succop like 6 years ago? He was MR. Irrelevant from Hickory, NC. I played against him in HS.

Take note Madden Curse folks- Succop was the most prolific to bust the "Mr. Irrelevant" "curse" just a couple years ago...

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I think she's posessed by a demon

[footballisasport]

Hey...sleeping with an athlete for fame and attention hasn't hurt Kim Kadasian's career none.

[Xrated]

Is it too late to sign up for the draft? How would i go about this?

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

She reminds me of several myspace crazies that looked hot in still photos...but had the crazy eye seeing them live.

The crazy eye is strong with this one.

[Murph]

I bet her crotch has had more visitors than Graceland.

[EMSMedic79]

No doubt I would plow it.

[Jase]

double bag it, you'll be a'ight.

[Scrumtrilescent]

You can have crazy hair, or crazy eyes. Not both, honey. That's like going full retard.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

Hi im Ron Mexico..

...never give a crazy groupie your real name..

[Cold Cat]

I believe she falls on the wrong side of the line. It would be tempting though.

[Guest]

I'd hit it for sure, but only with triple double fake aliases. No way I'd want to see that twice.