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Cam At Preakness

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Cam's looking swagalicious.

Also, I'd rather he have a steady girlfriend than be off chasing tail all the time. I imagine it will benefit the team if Cam can consistently ......er..... "release the pressure" before games.

You are so wrong, where to begin.

Having a steady gf means he is emotionally attached & never fully focused on football. Cam doesn't need some girl in his head. As a woman she is programmed to control his life, annoy him, take up his free time, & demand attention. He will always be doing things to appease her. If he is single he can bang all the bad bitches & strange he wants with no emotional attachment & without having to do all the loving & caring bullshit. He can bust a nut & call her a cab. No spooning & cuddling all night. Also, he doesn't have to "chase tail" like us peasants. He is Cam Newton; his swag is to the moon.

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You are so wrong, where to begin.

Having a steady gf means he is emotionally attached & never fully focused on football. Cam doesn't need some girl in his head. As a woman she is programmed to control his life, annoy him, take up his free time, & demand attention. He will always be doing things to appeasIe her. If he is single he can bang all the bad bitches & strange he wants with no emotional attachment & without having to do all the loving & caring bullshit. He can bust a nut & call her a cab. No spooning & cuddling all night. Also, he doesn't have to "chase tail" like us peasants. He is Cam Newton; his swag is to the moon.

I'm guessing you are not a hit with the ladies.

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You are so wrong, where to begin.

Having a steady gf means he is emotionally attached & never fully focused on football. Cam doesn't need some girl in his head. As a woman she is programmed to control his life, annoy him, take up his free time, & demand attention. He will always be doing things to appease her. If he is single he can bang all the bad bitches & strange he wants with no emotional attachment & without having to do all the loving & caring bullshit. He can bust a nut & call her a cab. No spooning & cuddling all night. Also, he doesn't have to "chase tail" like us peasants. He is Cam Newton; his swag is to the moon.

You say emotionally attached, I think emotionally supported. I think it'd be good for Cam to have someone other than a Gatorade towel to turn to after a tough loss. I don't think a girl would get in his head because, there's nothing in Cam's head but football. As for girls being programmed to annoy, control and demand attention, yeah psycho bitches maybe. But assuming this chick in purple isn't one of those then he's in the clear.

Moreover, even though Cam's a celebrity isn't not like he can get laid at will. He still has to go out, find a girl, spit some game and then take them home. Compare that to just rolling over and getting it on with a girlfriend. That's valuable time saved that can be spent on watching film.

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