Things that should be outlawed...

[Wither]

back hair

Then you should shave your back.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

you weren't complaining about my back hair last night bitch

[Wither]

you weren't complaining about my back hair last night bitch

I didn't want you to be cold when you were sleeping alone.

:P

[Porn Shop Clerk]

yeah like i was letting you spend the night

[Brooklyn Bully]

[awdeansr]

Alcohol. We just didn't try hard enough the first time we outlawed it. ;)

I miss neg rep. This could not be a more asinine statement

[awdeansr]

Fat women in bikinis.

Fat women need loving to! The thing I think that should be outlawed is puritans wanting to tell others how to live.

[Wither]

yeah like i was letting you spend the night

We were at Jases house, remember?

[Inimicus]

The use of wireless communication devices when a car is in gear.

[Kevin Greene]

Cop radar.

If you want to catch me speeding get off your lazy ass and drive.

[Davidson Deac II]

I miss neg rep. This could not be a more asinine statement

Emoticons

;) = Wink. Wink may be used by the sender as a subtle way to imply that something said by the sender, immediately beforehand, was untrue to the receiver

[Guest]

Unmarked state trooper cars.

[Darth Biscuit]

Fat women need loving to! The thing I think that should be outlawed is puritans wanting to tell others how to live.

Sure, they can have their loving... I just don't want to see it...

Asshole drivers should be outlawed... was leaving the place where the fat women in bikinis were and this guy sees me coming... whips in front of me to back into a parking space making me have to brake quick to avoid hitting him, then gives me the eye like it's my fault... assholes are everywhere...

[mr beauxjangles]

large women in bikinis with back hair driving cars while texting and being pursued by an unmarked state trooper.