Sexual Partners You had Who were Freaks

[Guest Super_Freak]

I've been seeing a girl lately who..

For foreplay, she likes to get on my back (us naked) and grind he clit and pussy up and down my spine like she's giving me a pussy massage. From my tailbone all the way up to my neck. Best part and this is no lie, she licks my back after she's done. Never had a chick do this to me before and hell, i've never even thought of it but DAM! :) By the time she's done working her magic i'm soo ready to F, like a beast. She's amazing.

[cultclassiccat]

Ok heres mine. Had a gf who was bipolar and became reclusive. She basically locked herself in her room for 3 months and only wanted sex and to write. Her diet was strict vegetarian except for the only "protein" she injested was my sperm. So i fuged and got sucked dry constantly up to 10 times a day, until she tried to attack me with a kitchen knife for not wanting to get her pregnant one day. It was weird, painfull, awsome and insane.

[jtnc]

Ok heres mine. Had a gf who was bipolar and became reclusive. She basically locked herself in her room for 3 months and only wanted sex and to write. Her diet was strict vegetarian except for the only "protein" she injested was my sperm. So i fuged and got sucked dry constantly up to 10 times a day, until she tried to attack me with a kitchen knife for not wanting to get her pregnant one day. It was weird, painfull, awsome and insane.

Locked up in a room for three fuging months? I'm sure your entire damn house smelled like fish.

[cultclassiccat]

Locked up in a room for three fuging months? I'm sure your entire damn house smelled like fish.

Haha. Very large house with a huge master bedroom...........with shower.

[pstall]

it's been many years and i'm pretty far removed from my player days but some of you guys just have no idea. ya really don't. lol

[charlotte49er]

I had a GF who was really into bondage, domination and humilation!

She taught me the ropes (OK a little pun) about bondage.

She used to act up just so I'd discipline her.

We went to her Parents house the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I didn't want her Mom to have to cook, so I offered to take everyone out to dinner that night. We unpacked and before we we went downstairs to go eat, I ordered her to stip and service me. (I figured that someone would wander what was taking up so long.) Anyway, her Mom walked in as I got my satisfaction. It was the talk the entire weekend!

[Mr. Scot]

Long time ago in mid (ahem) digital stimulation, had a girl say she wanted to feel me touch her uterus.

Men don't really want to hear the word "uterus" at a time like that.

(or any other time)

[FurdTurgason]

The poo on the plexiglass story has ruined this whole thread for me.

[4Corners]

I had one girl I was dating say something to me that I will not repeat. It was a huge turnoff and I almost left after she said it.

[4Corners]

Yeah OP - u might want to keep that story to yourself.

Banging a post-op tranny who obviously got his sex change in Mexico. Not to mention u literallt picked shim up off the street.

You're lucky u didn't contract HIV or Hepatitis. Or get murdered.

[Dex]

I really don't have any stories like these. I did have sex in hospital once though.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

Mr Scot is a freak!

[BBQ&Beer]

A little dwarf chick that kinda bleated like a goat when she came. It was cool til one night I imagined her saying W-i-i-i-i-i-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-ow!" & I laughed so hard I peed inside of her.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

I once had a torrid affair with this hot girl in 2003.

..she had a crippling deformity: Lobster Hands.

I made here wear mittons to all the parties we attended together or told her to act like she was searching for her keys in her purse the whole time.

What I will never forget was how hot the love making was...she would wear a bib and every time she made a snapping sound with her her fleshy paws... it just sent me over the top.

Memories..I think of her every time I pass a Red Lobster or a bonefish(ya know!) She was the one but...along came Loberhandlove.com and she met the Lobster boy of her dreams...damn internet and Obama!