Today in slow offseason news: Cam throws ball fifty yards on target

[TheRed]

What the hell is "bojangling"?

[Chimera]

A boring question?

[L-TownCat]

its funny how panther nation always reverts to vulgarity when you get got real good like i got you. that was the ravens that won 2 super bowls, not the browns, the browns have never even been to a super bowl. furthermore, the great colts franchise has two super bowl victories. now how many is it the pitiful franchise you root for has? oh yeah, 2 point john fox blew yall's one chance huh?the panthers have a pitiful 4 winning seasons out of 18, and you are stupid enough to call one of the greatest franchises in the history of sports pathetic? you mindless moron. in my brilliant state of mind i have come up with a great idea for you. you spoke of the browns orginization winning 2 championships after they moved to baltimore. maybe they can find a city that will take the sorry panthers, and yall can win one, after all, i doubt anyone would notice, considering how opposing teams take over yall's stadium every game anyway. my brilliance is scary!

So you say the browns didnt win anything until they went to Baltimore and won two? I believe that's exactly what I said.

My beautiful franchise has enjoyed more success in its infancy than any other franchise. We have been to 3 conference championships, and a Super Bowl with a conference title and 3 division titles. We have done all of this in less than 20 years. Not to mention we now have the QB of the future who can both throw and run circles around your butt fugly QB. Hey I guess if luck needs 142 more attempts to throw for 500 more yards than Cam that's cool but let me know when Luck decides to throw for 4000 rush for 700 and score 60+ TDs in his first 2 years. That weak ass schedule your Down syndrome having neck beard wearing QB had, wont be available every year compared to the toughest schedule in the league that Cam the Great has endured every year.

So when your defense fails and your running game fails to produce and your savior QB throws another 25 INTs, take notice of Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire and his soldiers running poo all the way to the top.

Class dismissed.

[jtnc]

This is Cam's longest completion of his career(without the YAC). 62 yarder to Steve.

 

 

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/09000d5d82257adf/WK-2-Can-t-Miss-Play-Big-air-for-Cam

 

[CelibatePimp]

This is Cam's longest completion of his career(without the YAC). 62 yarder to Steve.

 

 

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/09000d5d82257adf/WK-2-Can-t-Miss-Play-Big-air-for-Cam

 

Man, he didn't even step into the throw. Damn son! Cam whoaaaaaaa Cam...

[nationofdomination]

So you say the browns didnt win anything until they went to Baltimore and won two? I believe that's exactly what I said.

My beautiful franchise has enjoyed more success in its infancy than any other franchise. We have been to 3 conference championships, and a Super Bowl with a conference title and 3 division titles. We have done all of this in less than 20 years. Not to mention we now have the QB of the future who can both throw and run circles around your butt fugly QB. Hey I guess if luck needs 142 more attempts to throw for 500 more yards than Cam that's cool but let me know when Luck decides to throw for 4000 rush for 700 and score 60+ TDs in his first 2 years. That weak ass schedule your Down syndrome having neck beard wearing QB had, wont be available every year compared to the toughest schedule in the league that Cam the Great has endured every year.

So when your defense fails and your running game fails to produce and your savior QB throws another 25 INTs, take notice of Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire and his soldiers running poo all the way to the top.

Class dismissed.

the colts won back to back nfl championships in its 6th and 7th seasons. maybe in the next 20 years yall can lose another super bowl. the browns didnt win anything, the ravens did, when the browns moved to baltimore, and became the ravens. thats why i told you, find a town that will take the panthers, change the name, and maybe yall can win one, but you will probably need to make a change at the quarterback position. hey, that reminds me of something else, if cam aint playin for the panthers, yall can start hating him too, like everybody else. i am just lovin me some me, i am so brilliant. and getting to display my brillince on this sorry board is so gratifying, thanks so much for having me!

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

the colts won back to back nfl championships in its 6th and 7th seasons. maybe in the next 20 years yall can lose another super bowl. the browns didnt win anything, the ravens did, when the browns moved to baltimore, and became the ravens. thats why i told you, find a town that will take the panthers, change the name, and maybe yall can win one, but you will probably need to make a change at the quarterback position. hey, that reminds me of something else, if cam aint playin for the panthers, yall can start hating him too, like everybody else. i am just lovin me some me, i am so brilliant. and getting to display my brillince on this sorry board is so gratifying, thanks so much for having me!

 

Take your "brillince" to the Saints or Falcon boards. They could use some intelligent young football analysts like you!!

[nationofdomination]

You poor, ignorant, stupid bunch of uneducated, knownothing, downtrodden losers. I am the POOR RIGHTOUS TEACHER. I have come to you with many different names, in many different forms. My purpose has always been to lead you poor, ignorant, stupid, uneducated, knownothing, downtrodden losers out of the pits, and darkness of eternal football damnation. I have visited with many other downtrodden fan bases throughout my career as a football counselor, but i regretfully must admit that panther nation may be beyond my help. During my long and illustrious career as a football counselor I have been able to reach out and help fans of other losing franchises, all with their own stories of years of failure and futility not unlike the Panthers. While pondering this delima it occured to me that these other losing fan bases at least had a good working knowledge of the NFL, what it takes to win, a feel for the game, an appreciation for the game and its history, which is woefully lacking in Panther Nation. These shortcomings throughout Panther Nation have made my counceling efforts extremely difficult. i must depart now to meditate about how will be able to reach you poor, ignorant, stupid, uneducated, knownothing, downtrodden losers. Please dont dispair over my decision, i shall return!

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

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[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

Take your "brillince" to the Saints or Falcon boards. They could use some intelligent young football analysts like you!!

 

"hey guys i don't like that there cam newton because he doesn't win none of them there football games.  andrew luck wins football games so he's a better quarterback.  wut do u guys think?"

 

he'll do great on rival central