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What hilarious ways will the Panthers find to lose games this year?


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My prediction for next week:  

 

Tied up late in the 4th quarter, the Panthers have the ball in the red zone, about to score and seal the game.  On a freak play, Cam Newton rips his pants, ala Jake Delhomme years ago.  He has to come out for one play to have his pants taped.  On that play, Deangelo Williams fumbles the ball, Buffalo's defense scoops it up and begins to run it back for a TD.  Cam Newton is watching the play from the sideline and decides he's done with losing.  He runs onto the field, butt-tape flapping in the wind, and tackles the defender short of the end zone.  Buffalo scores on the next play and Cam is ejected from the game.  

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