Woman Tried To Wear Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot, Police Say

[MadHatter]

I had a one-night stand with a Waffle House waitress. She ended up smattered, smothered, spattered, smeared and covered.......

 

Yikes....every waitress I ever saw at a Waffle House had more tatoos than teeth.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

Yikes....every waitress I ever saw at a Waffle House had more tatoos than teeth.

I like the sexy bearded ladies.

[4Corners]

I'm surprised this didn't happen in South Carolina. 

[Murph]

Okay I was at a waffle house in fayetteville the other week and this big woman with a buzzed and and tatted up started throwing a huge fit because a gospel song came on. She is anti christ. But she got om the phone and told someone to bring the gun. I wasn't scared because the guys I was with all had their guns on them. But then she ripped the juke box out of the wall and threw it about 5 feet and broke it. Next day I go to that waffle house and there were a bunch of pimps in there talking about their bitches. Gotta love waffle house

 

Normal for here. (Fayetteville)

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

My experiences at Waffle houses, specifically from Fayetteville, is 99% of the reason I never even consider going to one of my own decision making.

Im a classy Muthaf!@ker I only get spinach n Musroom omlets at IHOP.

[Jangler]

meh, I stay home and wear the food I cook, some people are just exhibitionists.

[Kevin Greene]

 

Did someone mention Waffle House pussy?