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Roger Goodell Fires MNF Refs


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NFL Rulebook, Section 12: The Brady does whatever the hell he wants and if you don’t like it too f-ing bad Rules

-1. If someone is in the same area code as Tom Brady, it is considered Roughing the Passer.
-2. If someone actually sacks Tom Brady, it is considered first degree assault and punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
-3. If someone intercepts Tom Brady, a flag is to be thrown for “fair catch interference” for not allowing his receiver a fair chance to catch the ball.
-4. If Tom Brady does something stupid like fumble, make up a rule as fast as possible that sounds real to overturn it. (For example, the “Tuck Rule” was invented for this reason. No one knows what the $!!@%@ a tuck actually is.)
-5. Whenever Tom Brady is in distress, a flag is to be thrown. This applies at all times, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

We’d go on, but there’s 943 rules in that section alone. You get the idea.

 

 

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There's actually been a suggestion made that either 'uncatchable' should be made reviewable or that all final plays be subject to review.

I'd love to see someone ask Good ell why it seems that every time something bad happens to Tom Brady, a rule gets changed.

 

Good question! However it wouldn't surprise me if they make rule to challenge a uncatchable ball call as well as final play calls.

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