That feeling when you sit down to poop in the office pooper and the seat is still warm

[Scrumtrilescent]

Empty floors, the godsend of work poopers everywhere.

[g5jamz]

Urine is sterile...poop is not.

[SCP]

How are you all not using toilet paper or seat covers?

I have this fear that the paper on the toilet creates a super slick surface that will cause me to slip into the toilet and die.

[Ja Rhule]

I rub against it.

[Doyle]

I never use those seat covers or toilet paper to cover them.  If I have any doubt its not clean I don't use it.

[Hawk]

as long as the bowel is being emptied, I really don't care

[jackson113]

Beats going to take a leak and there's a guy in the stall beside you grunting one out...

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[Kevin Greene]

That feeling when you sit down to poop in the office pooper and the seat is still warm

 

This is when if my ass cheeks were ears they would literally be doing this:

 

[Kevin Greene]

Yes and I do. So my ass is basically touching his ass. FML

 

 

I guess I'm a toucher of old white man butts :-(

 

 

So if women in an office all start menstrating at the same time do men all crap at the same time??????????

 

 

[Rise of The Hive]

Dat feel...

[Creepster]

Do you know that they did a study and found that about 100% of the unwrapped toothpicks at restaurant checkouts are contaminated with feces?

[SCP]

Do you know that they did a study and found that about 100% of the unwrapped toothpicks at restaurant checkouts are contaminated with feces?

Yep. Just like those mint bowls and bar mix bowls. I stay away from those like the plague.

[Creepster]

I saw a golden corral advertisement on tv - showed a bunch of people shoving marshmellows on a stick with their fingers then swirling the marshmellows through this chocolate fountain thing they have - I thought yeah - just what I want to eat  - what ever the hell is on some body elses dirty fingers.  And no,  I do Not go to golden coral.

 

watch this  bunch at work at golden corral

 

 

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=golden+corral+chocolate+fountain&qs=n&form=VBREQY&pq=golden+corral+chocolate+fountain&sc=2-14&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&mid=649BC87DACB92680CAC0649BC87DACB92680CAC0

 

 

 

 

 

not that there is anything wrong with it.

[TNPanther]

Don't know which is worse, that or sitting on your shared pooper in your apartment after waiting for your roommate to crank one out.

A warm toilet seat is like a female Aints fan....you know something nasty has been up in that.