Take the Olympic ice dancing erection challenge

[Jase]

1. Sit your lady on the couch.

2. Get her in the mood for some lovin'.

3. Achieve a fully engorged male anatomy.

4. Turn on Olympic ice dancing with the volume up high.

5. See how long you can keep it up without muting the TV.

I lasted 13 minutes.

[Johnny Rockets]

1. Sit your lady on the couch.

2. Get her in the mood for some lovin'.

3. Achieve a fully engorged male anatomy.

4. Turn on Olympic ice dancing with the volume up high.

5. See how long you can keep it up without muting the TV.

I lasted 13 minutes.

LOL...please tell me #4 was done only to not wake up the kids.

[Mr. Scot]

Ya know anything with the title "erection challenge" is probably something I'm gonna avoid :unsure:

[Jase]

LOL...please tell me #4 was done only to not wake up the kids.

Sadly no, it was already on in my case.

[Mother Grabber]

13min! that's about 12 longer than I could have hoped for.

[Cat]

ugh women

[Johnny Rockets]

Ya know anything with the title "erection challenge" is probably something I'm gonna avoid :unsure:

This reminds me of the infamous Greek Duel of 1992 held in Pitman NJ. If you don't know what a Greek Duel is, it is basically a party game where you set up a triangle of cups, pull your junk out, and whoever can stand the furthest back from the cups and knock them down wins.

 

I lost to an Italian of all people who later stole my High School girfriend who went to the party with me and witnessed the event. I retired from Greek Duel that day, never to have played again.

 

I know that is much more info than anyone wants to hear but I had surpressed the pain and Mr. Scott's post brought back the horrible events of that day and I had to get it out so blame him.

Thanks for listening.

 

 

PS...I got the girl back and eventually married her only to have her take more than half of everything I owned several years later. That SOB technically won twice in that contest!!!

[Darth Biscuit]

This reminds me of the infamous Greek Duel of 1992 held in Pitman NJ. If you don't know what a Greek Duel is, it is basically a party game where you set up a triangle of cups, pull your junk out, and whoever can stand the furthest back from the cups and knock them down wins.

 

I lost to an Italian of all people who later stole my High School girfriend who went to the party with me and witnessed the event. I retired from Greek Duel that day, never to have played again.

 

I know that is much more info than anyone wants to hear but I had surpressed the pain and Mr. Scott's post brought back the horrible events of that day and I had to get it out so blame him.

Thanks for listening.

 

 

PS...I got the girl back and eventually married her only to have her take more than half of everything I owned several years later. That SOB technically won twice in that contest!!!

 

When I started reading this, I just knew for sure it was going to involve penises touching...  I was pleasantly surprised.  

 

 

Still not really a game that I have any desire to play however... unless you're really damned sure you're always gonna win.

[Mr. Scot]

This reminds me of the infamous Greek Duel of 1992 held in Pitman NJ. If you don't know what a Greek Duel is, it is basically a party game where you set up a triangle of cups, pull your junk out, and whoever can stand the furthest back from the cups and knock them down wins.

 

I lost to an Italian of all people who later stole my High School girfriend who went to the party with me and witnessed the event. I retired from Greek Duel that day, never to have played again.

 

I know that is much more info than anyone wants to hear but I had surpressed the pain and Mr. Scott's post brought back the horrible events of that day and I had to get it out so blame him.

Thanks for listening.

 

 

PS...I got the girl back and eventually married her only to have her take more than half of everything I owned several years later. That SOB technically won twice in that contest!!!

 

:lol:

 

[Inimicus]

13 minutes?

 

Can we then assume it took 12 minutes for you to get your wife's attention?

[Johnny Rockets]

When I started reading this, I just knew for sure it was going to involve penises touching...  I was pleasantly surprised.  

 

 

Still not really a game that I have any desire to play however... unless you're really damned sure you're always gonna win.

I know right !!!???.....Up till that point I am happy to say I hadn't had much visual experience with other male anatomy and really thought I set the bar high in that department (no punn intended). Imagine my dismay when I found out I couldn't have been more wrong. It was basically like shooting an airball from the freethrow line in front of a large audience of your peers.

 

 

It still stings a bit......Hold me Biscuit.

[SCP]

I know right !!!???.....Up till that point I am happy to say I hadn't had much visual experience with other male anatomy and really thought I set the bar high in that department (no punn intended). Imagine my dismay when I found out I couldn't have been more wrong. It was basically like shooting an airball from the freethrow line in front of a large audience of your peers.

It still stings a bit......Hold me Biscuit.

Do the rules allow prosthetics?

I'm the Jimmy Clausen of Greek Duelers

[Darth Biscuit]

 

 

It still stings a bit......Hold me Biscuit.

 

Dammit man, I thought we said we'd keep that secret.

[the butch]

More like the, "Give Yourself Blue Balls" challenge.