One of my favorite experiences, of which there are many, was driving home from work on 85 at 2am. Going 70 mph which is slow for that stretch, look ahead and see a dark object ahead, start getting closer and realize some mf parked his car in the 3rd lane on a 4 lane interstate with no lights. Basically had to slam on brakes since I had 2 18 wheelers on both sides and was able to maneuver between one of the trucks and a person tailgating him just in time. I have no clue whatever happened to the parked car.