Riverboat Ron

It’s like I’ve said, drafting an Alabama O-lineman is like buying a 2006 Dodge Charger with 845,000 miles from some sketch foreign car dealership outside DC.

And none of them are a true TE1.

When asking Deshaun about the upcoming game against the Panthers… ”First I’m going to get in reclined baby pose, let them massage my taint, maybe an accident might happen and your fingers slip in, then… oh, you mean the football game…uhh…”

There’s going to be an ample amount of quality at Safety with these cuts, this plus DT and TE are where we need to be active with upgrades.

I just jacked…

ESPN would like to offer you a job!

At least on his face.

Yet there are still people on this forum that would still rather have “Rub Job Deshaun” over Baker.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a QB drafted that high try hard but still suck. Unlike most high drafted busts it’s not laziness or injury that killed his career, he just doesn’t have the intangibles you want in a QB much less as a team leader. He’s basically the living form of “Bad Luck Brian”.

What I wouldn’t do to have a Time Machine to bring us back 22 year old Luke Kuechly and Thomas Davis.

3’6” 830 lbs

I could see a swap of Mims for Marshall.

Throw in the fact Alabama O-lineman are like buying a souped up 2006 Dodge Charger with 830,000 miles in 2022.

Panthers play by play announcer gonna be sweating calling out his catches.

You rang?

If that’s true this guy is screwed.

Future Cleveland Browns Punter.

As much as I hate on Rhule and company I believe Baker will actually do quite well here stats wise. If he starts all season I think 4000 yards passing, 30 passing touchdowns are well within reach considering I feel the defense is going to let us down big time this year. Not sure it translates into wins but I think for the first time since prime Cam we will actually have a QB that helps instead of hinders the offense.

When was the last time we didn’t play the Steelers in the last preseason game?

Nah, we got Ian Thomas.

Or he’s gone crazy like Andre 3000.

Aaron Donald, Patrick Mahommes, or Myles Garrett would be pretty surprising.

Both step on and become all-pro’s.

Illegal 100mg Viagra in candy bowl in JR’s office incoming!

I’m just waiting for him to appeal and get to play week one but serve the rest of his suspension afterwards.