Riverboat Ron

Applebees on JW Clay BLVD, dude is downing $1 LIT’s!

That’s the big thing, either the Brown eat a huge part of his salary and they get a decent draft pick, they pick up no salary and might even have to give the other team some draft capital to take on the contract or we do a straight swap of Darnold for Baker where we might toss in an additional 5th. It’s more about the $ when it comes to Baker and Darnold who have identical 5th year option numbers of $18 million.

You have to earn the starting job under Rhule, that or play at Temple.

I know, but it would create much more parity and prevent people like Loomis from making a mockery of the salary cap.

So basically guaranteed money comes at the same rate as the contract with first two years getting $20 million guaranteed each year and the remaining $5 million in the third year. Leaving no dead/guaranteed money in the fourth and fifth years. Also no ghost years similar to how the Saints had insane dead cap after Brees left.

You fix this by making contract split evenly over the span ex.(5yr/$100 million contract is automatically $20 million a year). Let’s say only $45 million is guaranteed, that number has to start at the front and end in the 3rd year with a $5 million guarantee, no more spreading numbers out in ghost years.

What if he’s just been getting his body ready for our Super Bowl run this year?

I wouldn’t expect Woods to be back that soon considering he just birthed a child.

We should’ve gotten Nick Foles to remedy that.

The Cleveland QB room is a mixture of Great British Baking Show and To catch a Predator.

Better than trying another Nate Chandler experiment.

This sounds like someone saying they turned down multiple supermodels for prom to go with their mom.

To be fair we have a very lively crowd when Pittsburg comes to town waving their piss stained towels.

Honestly forgot we drafted him.

Idaho? No, Udaho!

I mean with his unhealthy lifestyle making it 5 years might be a bit generous… oh we’re taking about coaching.

Reading the tea leaves tells me Cade Mays will be the Panthers head coach by October.

Channeling Rodney Peete.

If I’m wanting the smartest and instinctual Linebacker in NFL history I pick Luke, if I need to murder someone I pick Ray Lewis.

Weast Coast Offense

I expect to see a lot of this from Pickett.

Wine, dine and 69.

#42069

Fitterer sitting at the bar at Applebees following the draft going to trade up through Snapchat.

He might or he might not.