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Riverboat Ron

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  1. Meanwhile other players skiing around on mountains of white snow.
  2. Saints jump us and take Icky who is a 12 time All-Pro Hall of Famer and we select Kenny Pickett.
  3. I swear to God I’m done with this team if Icky and Cross are on the board, the Saints jump us for Willis and we panic draft a QB at #6.
  4. I just want an owner that wins a Super Bowl ever single season.
  5. What scares me the most is we then panic draft Kenny Pickett.
  6. Put it where it always belonged in Bessemer City.
  7. I’m convinced we’ve keyed in on Willis and I think other teams know it. The Saints trade yesterday was to get the capital to trade up to #5 and I also believe the Falcons are actively looking to jump us for Willis as well. Giants are talking to Willis to try and drive a bidding war and scare the Saints, Falcons and even us into a panic trade.
  8. So Strong will be our pick at #6.
  9. I need an OT to be 6’11” 425 lbs, 12” hands, 40” arms, sub 4.5 40 time, 60 bench reps, 6.3 3 cone drill, chainsaws for hands, 46” vertical, 12’6” broad jump, injuries turned off, 50 Wonderlic score.
  10. Swap Darnold for Baker but have a dog eat the paperwork so both teams are off the hook for their contracts.
  11. We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.
  12. I swear to God if either Icky, Cross or Neal are on the board and we go QB I’m done.
  13. That’s what I like about these NFL rookies, I keep getting older but they stay the same age.
  14. I’m for it, just waiting for the inevitable article in two years of a team feeling they didn’t get enough of a chance when they scored a touchdown and the other team scores a touchdown and gets a two point conversion.
  15. Hell, let’s just make the game 180 minutes and give the win to the team with the least dead players.
  16. Hear me out. What if Rhule is actually playing over 9000 x 420 dimension chess and has tanked the prior 2 season because he knows smol hands will be better than Brady? What if he’s known all along and we all have to eat crow when he pulls off 15 straight undefeated seasons, he’s voted sexiest man alive, and gets his own very tasteful nude 150’ statue of himself, legs on each side of Mint Street and member serving as a pedestrian bridge across the interstate to serve as a reminder of his greatness?
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